In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense it was the key to my destruction and i couldn't let that happen


You soiled my wonderful reputation

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I found you blowing a deliveryman! What did you expect?

You ruined my CD collection!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was all country music and i hate that style of music


You didnt rewind the tape

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I haven't used anything that requires a tape for a long time!

You ignored all my demands!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm don't negotiate with procrastinators
[sup]how's it going sir Bob[/sup]

You broke all my figurines

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you have been trying to kiss them for days!
[sup]It's going quite well, Snooty! And you?[/sup]

You ruined my future!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it wasn't a very good future to begin with.

You killed a thread!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a horrible thread!

You tried to bite me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you looked tasty.

You bathed yourself in strawberry jam!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it seemed good for my skin!

You ripped open my mail!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was the one who sent it.

You didn't nuke the walruses!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they are much cooler than whales!

You didn't recognize me as lord and master!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense your just the decoy i'm the TRUE lord and master.


You didn't sacrifice the body properly.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was being rushed!

You put horrible people on TV!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense they were annoying twats whom i knew people would hate instantly.

You made horrible games based on horrible tv shows

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed the money.

You put weird paint on the house!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense purple striped polka dots was the only paint i had left to use.

You voted for Zynga in March mayhem

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm a fucking moron sometimes.

You hit someone in the head!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, his head was in my way.

You choked on water.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was trying to be a bat and some shot a squirt gun at my face.


You killed it