In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were acting hysterical!

You broke my eggs!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was not paying attention due to reading FMA.

You said FMA sucked!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't like it at all!

You didn't bring your own soda!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense there was so much from the other people at the party


You burned the food

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I told you that I was a horrible cook.

You reduced my breathing capacity!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, you only ascended a mountain!

You blew up that mountain!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, there was gold under it.


You stole all my gold!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, RPG games have made me into a Klepto!

You stole my Neo badge!
[sup]Yes, I have one.[/sup]

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense my inferiority complex made me do it.


You tried to copy my mustache

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's a SWEET mustache.

You lack the experience needed to fly a plane!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i took those lessons and i applied them to mastering Anti-Aircraft skills.


You didn't release the Virus

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought I wasn't supposed to.

You didn't tell me the plan!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it's called "Top Secret" for a reason.


You broke all my lightbulbs

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not know you were coming until after we stormed the fort!

You ninja'd me! Both of you! betrayed us!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you type really slow!

You made too much snow fall on my head!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i didn't force you to stand under the roof.


You took the top off to fast

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I randomly flinched!

You made the roof catch fire!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, now it's warmer.

You stole my roof!

 

[A random person]

In my defense, a starving kitten shelter needed it.

You killed my father!