In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were freezing to death and said it was ok!

You did not thank me for introducing you to those cute identical twin girls!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they turned out to be sex demons.
You don't get thanked for that.

You put too much pepper in my soup!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were planning on attacking me!

You spammed me to no end!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were hungry. SPAM is a good way to fix that.

You made my blood boil with happiness!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I didn't know that dead puppies would make you happy.


You like puppy-killing.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's a great pasttime.

You brought a stick to a knife fight!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, there's a knife hidden in the stick.


You brought a cannon to a gunfight!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I like overkill.

You brought down the Washington monument!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i merely slipped and fell into it


You didn't put my statue in the right place

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you thought the right place was in someone's rectum. I don't do that kinda stuff.

You put your virus in my computer!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it's part of my "Make the world more Snooty" plan.


You melted all my cheez-its

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said you wanted to drink them!

You nuked the Englishmen!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they questioned my Snootiness and i couldn't have that..i'm snooty and evil at the same time


You tarnished my supply of monocle's

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was all the falling ash that did that.

You conjured up a Chaos Storm!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to get a Chaos demon under my control.

You put sand in my sushi!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you wanted it to be more "authentic"


You shaved the hair off my cats

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my brother is allergic to their hair.
I was thinking of him.

You mixed your pepper into my soda!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were drinking Dr.Pepper and wanted more "spice" in the drink


You turned my soda into Piss

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm new at this whole thing.
Controlling substances is not my strong suit.

You turned off my icons!