In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed for scientific experiments.


You didn't correct the errors.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, the Combine was coming and I did not have the time.

You left the escapist for a trivial matter.
[sup]@SnootyEnglishman: know what's funny? I actually agreed with you 100%.
It had to be said...[/sup]

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was confused and did not know what i was doing.

You copied the wrong reports.
[sup]wait what did i say? i'm multitasking over here and forgot somethings.[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said they were the right ones!

You forgot why you got suspended!
[sup]It was about black people and racism.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've never been suspended before, so this was a shock to me.

You don't keep me entertained anymore!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you finally noticed that I was bland!

You did not listen to me when I said I was bland that first time we met!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you keep leaving the room everytime something fun starts.

You overreacted to the situation.
[sup]@Hail Fire: okay i remember now. yes and it is true and experience that situation everytime i'm standing at the bus station and here all the yelling and screaming amongst the citizens of toledo where i live.[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the parasites were tearing my insides apart.

You fed me a parasite ridden sandwich!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you said you've always liked bugs.


You redid all the wallpaper.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, Puke green is not a pleasant thing to look at.

You didn't consult me at all!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were in a coma!

You put yourself in a coma to annoy me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was so i didn't have to hear your constant nagging.


You wouldn't stop nitpicking my decisions.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you hired me as a critic!

You locked me in a cycle of doom!

 

[Random Argument Man]

In my defense, have you ever heard of "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger"? I was trying to buff you up!

You didn't loved me enough!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I couldn't love you any more than I do already!

You brought pain and suffering to this world!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I didn't know people where allergic to nuts!
You stole my nut cookies!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were allergic to them!

You ruined my internet service!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence your "service" was to go on it so long the internet broke!
You broke the internet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, if I hadn't, the porn would have overloaded the world!

You put too much emphasis on purity!

 

[ultimateownage]

Purity Of Essence will save the world!
You didn't get my reference!