In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really obscure!

You made things too simple!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you just contradicted yourself. (It was a reference to dr.strangelove or how I learnt to stop worrying and love the bomb.
You nuke whales!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they killed my damn family!

You destroyed my AI system!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it was designed to kill me!
You tried to kill me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted an end to suffering!

You blew through your savings!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I donated it to child play!
You nuked an orphanage!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense the building was already condemned i just forgot to tell them.


You slashed all my car tires

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't want you following me!

You kept me from watching South Park!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i said you could leave hours ago..

You didn't leave right away

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence the door was bared shut!
You locked me in your house!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed you for the hostage negotiation.


You got a bad deal

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just wanted to get the fuck out of that place...

You cut off my toes and spit on me!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you had gangrene, and where dehydrated!
You put me in a saw trap!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted to make sure you were on your toes!

You rode by me in a skatecar!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you where in one too!
You stole my car!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed a ride!

You broke the frame!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you framed me!
You nuked the whale I was living in!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you shouldn't have been there in the first place!

You abandoned me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were turning into a zombie!

You are the alpha zombie!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, zombies are cool!
You wouldn't give me your brains!