In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was hideous!

You killed all the guests!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence they where arse hats!
You invited arse hats but not me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was just going to shoot everyone who showed up...

You gave yourself a raise!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it's my company! and it came from my money!
You performed arson to my company building!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you first blew up my company's temporary headquarters


You didnt sharpen your pencil

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it was a pen.
You sharpened my nose!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were being a witch and witches sharp noses.

you removed the ball from my mouse

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I have no idea what you are talking about.
You confused me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was fantastically easy!

You got really uptight!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I am always uptight!
You haven't given the escapist money for stuff you don't need yet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've got a three-year anniversary to plan!

You didn't consider that!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I consider everything! I am a master strategist!
You destroyed my army!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm taking over your country.

You stole my precious peanuts.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you where trying to kill the kid with the allergies.
You where too busy with kids with allergies and I took over your country!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to poison someone, and I knew you wouldn't mind too terribly much.

You ruined my lunch!

 

[TimeLord]

In my defence, it wasn't a very nice lunch.

You killed my gerbil!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed the fur.


You shaved my cat.

 

[TimeLord]

In my defence, I needed the fur

You sunk my battleship

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was blocking my driveway!

You gave yourself heartburn!

 

[TimeLord]

In my defence, it was my own fault

You beat up my friend