In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he needed me to so he could get some money from the insurance company!

You slapped me in the face!

 

[TimeLord]

In my defence, the whales did it

You took us to war

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted me to!

You made me late!

 

[Hazy]

In my defense, he was already nuking the place.

It would be impolite to not join in.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence that wasn't an accusation!
You didn't put an accusation!

 

[Hazy]

In my defense, I'm tired.

You smell like liquor.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I have liquor flavoured.... liquor.
You don't like liquor!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it tastes like crap.

You took my cash!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you robbed a bank!
You robbed a bank!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed the gold inside it to coat my weapons!

You were too aggressive!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I was boxing!
You use apostrophe's too much!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In ma' defense, a' likes me some apostriphies.

You carry a tommy gun and wear a fedora.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm a goddamn mobster. I wanted to play off of the look!

You forced a joke!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, I thought you'd be funnier.

You burned down my computer.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, why the hell is your computer made out of gasoline and flammable materials?
You carpet bombed my house!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, it's easier to blow up the house then to plant the time-bomb.

You stole important American Intel.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm planning your demise.


You didn't brush.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, the rotten meat does the job better.

You still have MM in your profile pic.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I only had the image with march madness in, and I changed it yesterday!(I had used it for over a year.)
You are unobservant!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm playing a damn game!

You took all the money!