In My Defense...

[ultimateownage]

In my defence they broke the law!
You killed my family!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i left the food there for them at least.


You detonated the stink entirely too early

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Dammit! Beno before and there'll be no gas!

You won't stop singing that song that I hate.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense but i like that song.


You would milk the cows, and collect the eggs.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's how you're meant to do it!

You took too long to drive around!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was looking for a specific open building.


You didn't put the seat down.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I live in a house of guys!

You texted people while in a car!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it was the back seat!
You broke into the military and took control of their nukes!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed them!

You held me accountable for your actions!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you brainwashed me to do them!
You brainwashed me to do anything you tell me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i can't do everything myself.

You don't a damn thing.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you're not very good at brainwashing!
You tried to put my brain in the washing machine!

*EDIT* I shall always remember this post has the one which had the date in it.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i wouldn't fit in the dryer.

You dismantled my appliances.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence my brain was stuck in them!
You tried to put my head in a blender!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed to know if it would blend!

You gave up on me!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you gave up on your self!
You used me has monster bait!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I knew you could run out of the way quick enough!

You spread butter on my lobster!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence butter makes everything better, except sugar.
You befriended a whale!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm just trying to get in their heads! SHADDAP!

You betrayed your own family!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i had concrete proof that they were beginning to plot against me.

You died a slow death.