In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was finishing my whole goal of life! To die in a great place, over a loong time!

You tormented me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were a traitor to my organization you deserved what you got.


You opened all my soda's and made them stale

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were getting waay too hyper.

You called me nutless!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, you're out of nuts!
You forgot to buy some nuts at the store!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are allergic!

You thought I was sensible!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was your tie that did me in.


You made fun of my suit.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's fucking hideous!

You messed up the safe!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was piece of crap that never worked right.

You soiled my documents.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you put them in a plant pot!
You gave me cement shoes and put me at the bottom of a river!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i read your journal entry in which you described your dreams of being a fish.

You broke it.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was old and creaky!

You stopped me from watching my comedians!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence they where terrible!
You like terrible comedians!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they just swear a lot!

You messed up the reservations!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i couldn't understand the accent of the Maitre'd

You hired a person with a horrible accent.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought it would be funny!

You didn't chuckle at all!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it wasn't funny.

You farted on the bus

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it made the smell better!
You let of a stink bomb!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, all I did was take my soes off!

You didn't learn your lessons!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my dog ate them!

You gave me a hungry dog!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, dogs are always hungry!

You got me into a horrible contest!