In My Defense...

[ultimateownage]

In my defence we mentioned this already!
You haven't said your opinion on my new avatar yet!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it looks the same as before just with a hat.

You weren't scared of my avatar.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence he looks like a retard!
You are too snooty!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, that's not a trait I disapprove of.

You killed my family. Prepare to die.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they were on my land.

you didn't laugh at the jokes.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, stop pretending to be funny.

You think your funny.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am, goddammit! Seriously!

You slapped me in the leg!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you moved out the way missing your butt.


You hit me with the bat.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence your head looks a lot like a baseball!
You stole my baseball bat!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it the only alphabet virus that worked Virus' A-S were complete failures.


You rewrote the alphabet

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, ABC wasn't doing it for me. I much prefer DIK.

You huggled my grandmother!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she needed some attention!

You were too conspicuous!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, I am terrible at being nonchalant!
You nuked my town!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it had monsters in it.


You dismantled the fireplace.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it was a fire hazard!
You drank gasoline!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to be a flamethrower!

You cut off the music!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

@Ultimate: In my defense, they were going to give me a full tank if I drank a gallon.

@Neon: In my defense, someone said I couldn't stop it, and I wanted to prove them wrong.

You hijacked a drop ship carrying food for starving refugies.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I need it more than them!
You tried feeding starving refugees!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, they were being really fucking annoying.

You floged kittens.