In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I like my brains!

You lead us all to our defeat!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I never was on your side.

You allowed me to hold ping pong balls!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you need plastic.

you broke my pong paddles

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you kept hitting me with those damn balls!

You ruined my movie!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence the movie was a documentary, about nuking stuff!
You made a documentary!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were gaining too many supporters! They had to know what you had done!

You brought a dumbass back from the grave!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it was you!
You ate my face!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it looked so damn tasty that I couldn't resist!

You didn't show off your tractor!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I prefer my combine harvester!
You drove your tra'or through my fence this mornin'!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wouldn't stop speaking like that!

You didn't buy me a gun!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence you shot me!
You shot me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you stood there with arms open begging to be shot.

You wouldn't stop so i could take a piss.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, we had stopped just five minutes earlier!

You tried to grow pineapples in a landfill!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i needed rotten pineapples for Captain Compost Heap


You tried riding to the moon on a Unicycle

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it seemed like a good way to spend an afternoon.

You crushed all my dreams!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'd already smashed your hopes and i needed to complete the cycle.


You put the wrong name on my tombstone.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you have 1000 names!

You have too many names!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i use several names so i don't have to pay taxes.


You missed the tax date.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't know they were due this soon!

You ruined my vacation!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you went to the beach without me.


You blew up the building.