In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it tastes divine.

You hit the wrong button! Again!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i pressed the right button, what button were you talking about?

You learned from your mistakes!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, Hooked on Phonics worked for me!!
You love your cow a little too much. Poor poor bessie....

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just hugged it to death...

You falsely accused me of murder!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, I really thought you were the killer.

You fed your own son to the wolves to kill them with the deadly chocolate you gave him to walk into their den!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I never liked the kid.

You pretended to be a friend!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i am your friend! on xbox live that is.

You and a girl were taken to a strange new world! Why? To repopulate!

 

[Pandalisk]

In my defence i am a sexy man of prime gene stock, i have all the best qualities of humanity, who else would be suitable to repopulate a world, my only regret is that i can only be limited to one woman without being incest *sigh*

You stole my Mr Noisey keychain and raped the exhaust pipe of my Mini cooper why?

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was coming onto me. Hard.
Damn sexy cooper.

You tried to block my popup!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was a disguise as penis enlargement that turned out to be cyanide tablets.

You dragged me to a Jewish synagogue

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was part of a school trip. We all had to go.

You faked interest in a book you were reading!

 

[Pandalisk]

In my Defense Neonbob's Biography is boring as fuck, but i dont want to hurt his feelings, im a playa, i know how to play my cards right.

You lied to me about wearing protection!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were on the pill.

You hit the wrong guy!

 

[the Tadman]

In my defense, he ran into my fist.

You drank my milkshake! You drank it all up!

 

[Pandalisk]

In my defence your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

You called me your ex's name!

 

[the Tadman]

In my defense, you look just like her.

You crapped in the furnace!

 

[Pandalisk]

In my defence i wanted the house to smell like my shit, i love you that much.

Why do you keep saying your "going commando" you were never in the army, why do you lie!

 

[Jedamethis]

in my defense, the voices tell me to

you killed my father!

 

[world_of_dragons]

Well, technically he killed himself... I told'em making nunchukus out of grenades was a bad idea...

You went back in time, killed your granddad and banged your grandmother, thus making yourself your own grandfather

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I was currently being mind-controlled by a spell put on me.

You killed my mother!