In My Defense...

[Pandalisk]

In my defence it was ethier you or the ming vase, stop complaining

You drove your car through my living room

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you parked your house in the middle of the road!

You created your own life form!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he's better than all of you.

You sold me out to the mafia!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you earned me a great sum of cash. And I wanted to buy a new game.

You got tons of threads locked!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense it was nation banhammering day

you got shot in the dick

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense... Wait I didn't do anything! He shot me!

You shot me in the d***.

 

[fanklok]

in my defense the gun had alot of kick

you failed your INT roll

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, the DM switched my d20 for a loaded d20. So what the fuck do you expect?

You hacked my copy of Firefox, forcing me to use Safari. You bastard.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you needed some character building.

You kept me from completing my ultimate goal!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense your goal was to destroy The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, it had to be stopped.

You set my clocks back an hour!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In My Defense, I thought we were in different time zones.

In my defense, you needed some character building.

You kept me from completing my ultimate goal!

LOL. Good to see you again Neonbob (so to speak).


You're the reason Yahtzee is such a bitter person.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, all I did was kill his dog, his girl, and his mother in the same half hour...oh wait.
[sup]Heya Doctor! Good to see you too!
How have you been lately?[/sup]

You instigated a major fight!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In My Defense the rabbit and dog were already going at it, and SOMEONE needed to cash in on it, right?


You!!!! YOU!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to be me.
I can't be someone else.

You stole my kidney!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In My Defense, you've still got another one, right.



You distracted yourself from distracting yourself, ha ha! Now I can get inside your head and fuck it up! (shit, THIS is what it looks like. Holy Crap)

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was distracting the monkeys who were trying to eat my loincloth.

You sent them after my purple florple fruits!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, you were using illegal immigrants to harvest them.

You called into Sprint to make my work very difficult today!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were really bored lately. I thought I was helping!

You forgot an important sequence of events needed to keep the world from exploding!

 

[Azraellod]

i did? in my defense my memory doesn't work properly.

you coloured someone's teeth black with permanent marker pen.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it made a great picture. Wanna see?

You stole my garbage can!