In My Defense...

[The_Chief]

in my denfense...i needed a place to put the body

YOU SHOT ME!!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you were missing your legs your arm and the lower half of your torso, I thought it would be the humane thing to do.

You created a terrible franchise!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, it sold well.

You kicked Pluto out of the Planet's Club!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it hadn't paid its dues in years.

You got a murderer sent off into the world!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, the human race doesn't really deserve being protected.

You sold children into slavery to sadistic aliens!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hated the bastards and needed some money.

You testified against me!

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, the lawyer had a subpoena.

You used a time machine and a frog to create the apocalypse! A perfectly good time machine, wasted by you!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

To be fair, the bugs needed some leverage.
You like Titanic.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have good memories of what happened after the movie.

You shaved my head while I slept!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you look good bald

you got me fired!!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense i fired everyone from a cannon

you touched a small child innapropriately

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, she said she was eighteen.
You farted on a cake, and then ate it, you sick puppy.

 

[Quotation Marx]

In my defense, I was being mind controlled by a sick puppy.

You sunk Atlantis! And it fell on my yellow submarine!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense Atlantis was a zombie city so it had to go, and your yellow submarine looked awful so it was two birds with one stone.

You broke my gun!

 

[Sigel]

In My Defense Atlantis was a zombie city so it had to go, and your yellow submarine looked awful so it was two birds with one stone.

You broke my gun!

In my defense, It was a water gun and I told you to stop squirting me!!
You eat camel for no good reason.

 

[The_Chief]

IN MY DEFENSE! i was going to hide in it.

you stabbed me in the ear!!!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you said you were tired of hearing everyone talk about their problems; now you won't stop talking about yours, hypocrite.

You sunk a real battleship!

 

[The_Chief]

In my defense i was playing the worlds largest game of battleship.

YOU STABBED MY EYE!!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you were browsing 4chan; it was for your own good.

You stole the girl at the bar I was gonna go home with.

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, she's a hooker, and you can get better than that...maybe.

You burned down my house!