In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was pure fucking comedy to see your face.

You replaced your soul with one from a rabbit!

 

[messy]

In my defence; every one in the room would've done the exact same thing if they could. *nibbles grass nervously*

You threw a turtle at me

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you could catch it.

You made a clone of your sandwich and gave it a mind!

 

[SteakHeart]

In my defense, I just wanted fast food. Get it?

You killed kenny!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I did it the best ever.

You re-armed a deactivated bomb!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was at a world leader's convention.

you caused a meltdown at a nuclear power station.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they were just going to do it themselves later that day.

You dropped an A-Bomb.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i like seeing big explosions

You have a Pimp?!

 

[Lord George]

In my defence he be bitchin and keeping ma hoes on the 2:1:7 (I have been playing too much saints row )

You eat my last pot of jellied eels!!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense it had my name on it.

you gave a small child a nailgun and put him in a crowded room.

 

[Bootkiller]

In my defense, the kid was annoying the crap out of me, and this seemed like the only way to get him outta my hair.

You destroyed half of Canada!

 

[the Tadman]

In my defense, he took it from me.
In my defense, they deserved it.

You uploaded a crap avatar!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense my friends tell me it's hilarious.

You destroyed an entire freeway!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense it was a freeway i'll do waht ever i want to it

you hijacked flight 119

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it looked shiny and fun.

you sunk my battleship

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was taunting me with its explodability.

You questioned my authority!

 

[Pandalisk]

In My defence "Shut up fatass"
(South park)

You stole my Pictures of Micheal Cera!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I didn't know you liked him so much!

You stole the crown jewels!

 

[Pandalisk]

In my defence they look better on me than on that old hag of a queen

You blew up mars!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was fed up with people bickering over whether or not it could contain life. now it definitely cant, argument resolved.

you fired a ming vase out of a cannon.