In My Defense...

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense it was only because i had to take a shit.

you got the new Xbox update!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was going to keep bugging me until I agreed to it!

You stole my big toe!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you always wanted to go down a shoe size, I just helped you get there.

You voided my insurance!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were trying to insure bread.

You framed me for murder!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you got away with one murder, I just wanted to get justice.

You threw me in an oven!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were really damn cold!

You cheated me out of $599!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, you should have seen it coming.

You killed everyone I know.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I could have cheated you out of $600
In My Defense all the people you knew were secretly terrorists.

You gave me 600 dollars in pity cash.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were quite pitiable.

You made a car explode!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, they said they didn't want it.

You made an army out of puppies to kill the townsfolk!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the puppies were adorable as they ripped the people apart.

You didn't watch the marvelous sight!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I tried too bur my colorblindness prevented me from seeing it.

You made me colorblind!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you wanted to look at things in another way...

You initiated a massive bombing campaign!

 

[Spoonius]

Delete please.

 

[Spoonius]

In my defense, you said you wanted to look at things in another way...

You initiated a massive bombing campaign!

In my defence, that cheating cow deserved it.

You robbed the church!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I know what the priest is doing in his spare time.
And it rhymes with toys.

You didn't get the joke!

 

[fanklok]

in my defense no one said anything

you had reflect up when i cast flare

 

[Spoonius]

Aargh!...

Delete please... again...

 

[fanklok]

theres an edit button on posts for a reason

 

[Spoonius]

In my defence, I can't actually delete my posts.