In My Defense...

[fanklok]

EDIT not delete you change whats on the post excellent way to fix being ninja'd

you took all my base

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, you launched every zig.

You used a dated internet reference!

 

[el_emmens]

in my defence I couldn't find one that was more up to date


You hacked the gibson super computer

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, you launched every zig.

You used a dated internet reference!

 

[el_emmens]

in my defence I couldn't find one that was more up to date

You hacked the gibson super computer

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was about to make an incredible error.

You blew up the world's tallest building.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was blocking my view of an important building.
I think...
Wait...no, it was just too damn big.
I hate it when things are way too big.

You ruined my lovely keyboard!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was covered in layers of cheeto dust. It had to go.

You made a punching bag with my face taped over it.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was so I could keep myself from decapitating you.

You ate my last doughnut!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I killed 3 other people to get it, and I didn't want to have done it in vein.

You dropped me on the island of Ilha da Queimada Grande (better known as snake island).

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you wanted to study them up close.
I thought I was doing you a favor.

You sent me a virus disguised as lovely porn!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you were trying to look for child porn, I thought I should keep you from doing it.

You gave me the gift of a bad game.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you asked for me to get you G.I. Joe.

You stole my favorite monkey!

 

[Magnatek]

In "mine" defense, I needed a test subject for my experiment which, well, ended poorly(hence the "mine" part).

You stole my grandfather's grandfather clock and his boat!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the old man liked me. A lot. So I got those things in his will!

You ripped my favorite book apart~

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense...YOU SWUCK!

you blew up my dog

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you shot my lizard.
It seemed fair.

You rigged the dice!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I needed the money for more rigged dice.

You put the country in a recession!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I watched someone by a solid gold dildo.
I had to make it happen.

You applied yourself to ruining the world!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense at least I applied myself to something for once.

You ruined the ending of the movie for me!