In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the movie had been out for six years.

You shot my therapist!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was the rapist
[sup] *Ba Dum Tsch*[/sup]

You painted my car an ugly color!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you keyed mine yesterday!
[sup]oh...ow...the pun...it burns![/sup]

You made my insides hurt!

 

[the Tadman]

In my defense, you deserved it.

You molester'd a child!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's not as bad as molesting them.
Molestering is just getting them to self-cannibalize.

You didn't partake in the goodness!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i went before we left

you killed the big monkey man

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was climbing up my smokestack. It was gonna break soon.

You reanimated your mother's corpse with dark magic!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I mostly did it for the option of possibly getting a metal arm.

You brainwashed a presidential candidate.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it gave them common sense

you humped bigfoots leg!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the LSD made it look like my girlfriend!
And hair is sexy.

You kept me from signing some important paperwork!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you stole my pen!!

you blamed it on the boogie, yet some how proved that the sunshine moonlight and good times were all innocent!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the boogie claimed to do it! And you're just babbling nonsense now!

You thought about your sister naked! DUDE!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I was thinking about how my brother would look like if he got a sex change.

You didn't laugh at the world's greatest joke.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was shot as it was being told.

You stuck your finger in a pie! It's ruined now!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense in my defense I stuck my finger in it to disable the bomb in it.

You stole all of my games.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you're addicted. I'm just helping.

You ruined my perfect streak!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense you have an unhealthy obsession with your hair.

you started a fire and let it spread through a cemetary.

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence it was impossible to stop, dried out cadavers make good kindling.

You broke my nose!

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense I was forced to clean the windows, everything else was just your fault.

You jammed the door!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were trying to chase me.

You stole my monkey house!