In My Defense...

[kijo98]

In my defense i needed to test out how sharp my knives are


you hacked my computer

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was told you had many a virus's and i was paid an exorbitant amount of money to do so.


You lit my cardboard box on fire and now i have no home

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was stinking up the ally.

You shat on my diner table!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you didn't have any stools to sit on at your table.

You made "The Cleveland Show"

 

[RedDiablo]

In my defense, I made the concept after drinking with Seth Mcfarlane, and he was really drunk....

You ate my toothpaste!

 

[XSA37]

In my defense, she did bet me $10,000 that I COULDN'T Staple a squirrel to her.

You stole a pre-schooler's big wheel

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that should have been expected. I've been slipping towards it for a while now.

You loaded my sniper rifle with blanks!

 

[Jemal]

In my defense I could also have killed you with my mind.

YOU killed me with your mind!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I get paid to, and if I don't people die

you ate frogs!

 

[wonkey20]

In my defence, its not a box its a fort
You .50 caled a baby point blank

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defense, the little bastard was possessed..

You got a negative score on an IQ test!

 

[wonkey20]

In my defense, daaaa daaa darrrr dhahaaa
You kicked me in the balls

 

[wonkey20]

In my defence, I deserved them for getting kicked in the balls (thanks)

Youlost two tickets to paradise!