In soviet russia...

[brtshstel]

In America, you break the law. But in Soviet Russia, the law breaks you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In America, the Federation explores new worlds.

In Soviet Russia, new worlds explore the Federation.

 

[XThecommander]

in soviet russia, internet surfs on you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, tubes are made from a series of Internets!

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, Iphone touches you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, Apple buys out Microsoft!

 

[brtshstel]

In America, the money says "In God We Trust," but in Soviet Russia, we have no money!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, Batman is nice guy!

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, drugs are addicted to you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, you stalk Pyramid Head!

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, water swims in you!

 

[Anarchemitis]

In Soviet Russia, Bus misses you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, tombs raider Lara Croft!

 

[havass]

In Soviet Russia, Mudkip liek you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, cats pet you!

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

In Soviet Russia, movie downloads you!

 

[mParadox]

In soviet russia, users ban you!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

In Soviet Russia, a drink takes you.

 

[JoJo]

In Soviet Russia, the weather complains about you!

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

In Soviet Russia, grass eats cows.