In soviet russia...

[TheLastSamurai14]

In Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

 

[ZehMadScientist]

In Soviet Russia, Table flips you!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, thread revives you!

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

In soviet Russia, thread derails you

 

[ZehMadScientist]

In Soviet Russia, trap card activates you!

 

[mParadox]

In USSR, eyes blink you!

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I Soviet Russia, You serve butler!

 

[mParadox]

In USSR, it's RSSU! O.O

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

In USSR, intials is everything!

In USSR, humour fails at you.

 

[mParadox]

In Soviet Russia, интернет можете преведе.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

In Soviet Russia, phrase translates you!

(Also, it translated to "In Soviet Russia, hello internet can". I think something got lost in translation.)

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Im Soviet Russia, words mess up translator!

 

[JoJo]

In Soviet Russia, the exams revise you!

 

[mParadox]

In Soviet Russia, crusades help you. o3o

 

[JoJo]

In Soviet Russia, the prostitutes pay you!

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I Soviet Russia, tv watches you!

 

[mParadox]

In Soviet Russia, music listens to you!

 

[ZehMadScientist]

In Soviet Russia, internet browses you! (I have a feeling that one has been done before... A lot.)

 

[Tiger Sora]

In Soviet Russia, radiation strengthens you.

 

[mParadox]

In Soviet Russia, you stalk stalkers!