In soviet russia...

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, Penguins can fly!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, what the fuck says you!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

In Soviet Russia, music listens to you.

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, topic bumps you!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, It bops you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, you strip-search Homeland Security!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, you name parents!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, hair straightens you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, The Matrix is in YOU!

 

[Captainguy42]

In America you look for a party.

In Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In America, your boss pays you.

In Soviet Russia, you pay your boss!

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, thread locks mod.

 

[GvidaZ]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Zappers Zap YOU!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, you eat zombie brains!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, strippers strip YOU!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Wait, even better:

In Soviet Russia, strippers Pay You!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Raise that one...

In Soviet Russia, you blow hookers!

Or how about...

In Soviet Russia, hookers pay you!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Hmm, I'll have to concede.

In Soviet Russia, batteries replace you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, batteries charge you!