In soviet russia...

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In Soviet Russia, pets feed you.

 

[mParadox]

In
Soviet Russia, enemies are friends!

 

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In Soviet Russia, unicorns ride you.

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, food burns you.

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, painting hangs you!

 

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In Soviet Russia, knots tie you.

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, cleavage stares at you!

 

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In Soviet Russia, windows see through you.

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, Pokemon chooses you!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, post doubles you!

 

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In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes you.

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, god worships you!

 

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In Soviet Russia, dog walks you.

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, candle lights you!

 

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In Soviet Russia, sofa sits on you.

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, game rage quits you!

 

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In Soviet Russia, cards deal you.

 

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nom'd post.

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, deck shuffles you!

 

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In Soviet Russia, bread bakes you