In soviet russia...

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, lottery wins you!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, you run over car!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, lights turn you on.

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, radiation makes you normal

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, planes fly you!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, LHC makes black holes!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, eggs cook you!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, people are equal.

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, you burn fire!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, you saw magicians in half

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, plants grow you!

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, you destroy robot unicorns stars.

 

[White_Hawk]

In Soviet Russia, i dont steal the thread!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, you fuck the shut up!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, fuck shuts up you!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

In soviet Russia, Star Fox can't let ME do that.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

In Soviet Russia, You still can't post 13 times in a row!!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, you maul bears.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

In Soviet Russia, this joke kills you.