In soviet russia...

[Best of the 3]

In Soviet Russia, house moves you.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, hatches open you!

 

[Best of the 3]

In Soviet Russia, hatchets burry you.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

In Soviet Russia, Mudkips liek you!

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, children chase pedobear!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, tissue blows you!

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, lemons squeeze you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!

 

[Dango]

In Soviet Russia, hand holds you!

EDIT: *facepalm*

 

[Protocol95]

In Soviet Russia, embarrasing post makes you!

 

[Best of the 3]

In Soviet Russia, Power armor wears you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, cats feed you!

 

[Best of the 3]

In Soviet Russia, skull fucks you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, games review Yahtzee!

 

[Best of the 3]

In Soviet Russia, hair grows you.

 

[XThecommander]

In soviet russia, the person above me is worst of three!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In Soviet Russia, the person below me compares themselves to a smurf.

 

[White_Hawk]

In soviet Russia, they use elgoog.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Soviet Russia dreams in you.

 

[White_Hawk]

In soviet Russia, shovel diggs you!