In The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, why is your character being led to his execution?

[liquidsolid]

Denying the existence of the gods.

Blasphemy, Heresy, or whatever.

 

[Faux Furry]

She scratched the Nord King's dog after eating his pet rat...or was it scratched his pet rat after eating his dog? No matter. Oh, and she refused to purr for him. Likely, the king has had people killed for less.
Likely many Nords have killed people personally for less. Most just don't have the authority to formally impose death penalties on anyone.

 

[Godhead]

Truth be told? No reason.

 

[LittleJP]

I'd like to think that he cast a spell of Eternal Dick Enlargement on the population of a small town. Hilarity ensues, and my characters arrest.

 

[ServebotFrank]

I got caught picking up a pumpkin off the floor. Apparently it's forbidden to practice personal hygiene in Skyrim just like Cyrodil.

 

[DaJoW]

He pissed off a member of the Primogen. Always fun to have a game take place within Vampire

 

[AWAR]

Well he went to ask an imperial guard for directions and he was greeted with; " You have my ear, citizen."
He is a Nord warrior - not the brightest of sorts

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Simply.


He got into a barfight and killed a noble pair of sons.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Because he deered to kill the King's dare...[footnote]Cookie + Internet for he who gets that[/footnote]

Robin hood men in tights.


Good movie.

 

[Saviordd1]

He got a DUI on his horse

 

[artanis_neravar]

he had filthy sex with the son of a king, and did so on an altar while summoning dremora for sexual purposes
or alternatively
a descendant the creepy skyrim alchemist sharing her taste for necrophilia

Is there anyone in this thread who WASN'T arrested for steamy sex with a royal?

My guy got arrest for sodomizing a tree, it may have been a royal tree does that still count?

 

[DethVanXan]

I usually go for the "I was framed" angle. This allows me to dick around once he's escape with a clear concious and can pass any evil deeds I do as a acts of revenge for the bastards who got me locked up in the first place.

 

[CD-R]

He went to Morrowind and carved a face into the Ministry of Truth.

Spoiler

In case anyone is wondering what the Ministry of Truth is.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Ministry_of_Truth

Then again this is the Nord home land. They'd probably give him a medal for doing that.

 

[shadow741]

He massacred his hometown with love, they died from his overwhelming love.

 

[pspman45]

Because he asked why the protagonist in oblivion got sent to jail.

Its a conspiracy!

 

[Kleingeier]

he had filthy sex with the son of a king, and did so on an altar while summoning dremora for sexual purposes
or alternatively
a descendant the creepy skyrim alchemist sharing her taste for necrophilia

Is there anyone in this thread who WASN'T arrested for steamy sex with a royal?

My guy got arrest for sodomizing a tree, it may have been a royal tree does that still count?

I'm going to pretend I didn't just read this.

But really, I'm pretty sure the viking-inspired Nords with all their drinking must have seen a few cases of inter-organism coitus before.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

As i said in a similar discussion in Amazon

Spoiler

http://www.amazon.com/Character-origin/forum/Fx2O0FS31UB85U0/Tx1RQGVQSQHPG2A/1/ref=cm_cd_pg_pg1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B004HYK956&cdSort=oldest

"being thrown in jail for Exhibitionism as a result of a psychological compulsion OR having being under a spell of indecent exposure..."

 

[JohnDoey]

He was arrested for personally burning down 28 minor villages while having sex with 4 women, 3 men, and a buffalo.

 

[Zechnophobe]

Depends, how are SKYRIM's laws on Necrophilia? I had to leave Cyrodil due to their... misunderstanding of a hobby of mine. I sold my alchemy shop before I left.