Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[guntotingtomcat]

My little sister tried to look for Sex in the City for mothers day. Bad call.

 

[-Drifter-]

My little sister tried to look for Sex in the City for mothers day. Bad call.

You're right, that would be a terrible gift.

 

[Terminate421]

I typed up 'Tali' to get an image of Tali Zorah for this very board.

Lets just say, someone on Rule34 has gotten alot of views of that particular image......

 

[Konaerix]

During a science project on the element "Tungston"
I got a naked model in a pile of rocks.
I am not kidding.

 

[Terminate421]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

Sorry, but I really fail to see the problem here XD

OT: Quite a few pokemon related searches have turned sour...the most memorable one was probably for Gardevoir, just wanted to check its moveset on Bulbapedia(honest!) and google gave me something a bit more...shall we say, creative.

Honestly though...I'm ok with this

Trust me, same here, I've had an experience googling up something for a good pokemon moveset, and then google made me want to unsee a few things.

 

[Ickorus]

I typed in something like 'AAAAAAAAAAAAA' once when I was really bored and it turned up not just porn but child porn. =/

Safesearch was set to moderate too.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Looking up images of a Fly for a project with safe search accidentally turned off. I got a Fly all right, tattooed on a chick's bottom door.

And slightly related: I visit a hentai site that has a recently viewed anything section on the main page. Lots of things have now been ruined for me.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Go to Google Images. Turn the filter off.

From now on, everything you type will result in porn.

I was curious so I tried this. While many unexpected words generated pornography of various sorts, I was shocked to find that "cookie" did not. In fact, the vast majority of the pictures were confectionery in nature and most of those were chocolate chip!

 

[Sneeze]

Oh, once when I was young I typed in pleasure island, hoping to find the website of the UK theme park under the same name.

Turns out the .com is VERY different to the .co.uk

So that was fun.

 

[Feste the Jester]

Today while researching pictures and cartoons on American Imperialism, several of my classmates and myself kept stumbling upon a picture simply titled, "Fireworks in the Ass". Now excuse me while I go wash my brain out with bleach.

 

[chiggerwood]

Hold on my good man let me get my dictionary, and start typing in words I'll start with aardvark, and go down the list... 3 days, and several mental breakdowns later... Almost everydamnthing I'll admit I had a small twinge of hope when I typed in aardvark, and there was no porn (although if you add Arthur to the equation you get porn that can only be defined as horrifying\borderline illegal) but less than five minutes later rule 34 reared it's ugly head, and that's how that past few days have gone by for me. the internet playing games with my heart, and mind letting me get hopeful, and relaxed. Making it believe it's a loving wonderful entity before showing it's true colors once again like an abusive spouse, or president Obama.

 

[I Max95]

look up Garrus Vakarian on google Images
go ahead try it
and be SCARRED FOR LIFE

stupid gross "fan artists"

 

[cairocat]

Anytime I search Google Images for anime. Things like "Clannad" or "Death Note" eventually turn up anime porn by the 10th page. It makes me think twice about using google images.

THIS!

Not to mention just putting 'anime' in a search. It instantly overwrites at least 2/3rds of the results with hentai. Always.

It should be an internet rule.

 

[smearyllama]

Aw man! My Google search must be broken. I never wind up with anything interesting.

What's you guys' secret?