Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Thanks to this thread, I am now terrified of googling.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

*snip*

I unfortunately know what you are talking about. Worst picture ever... -.- If anyone values sanity, don't look up Blue waffle without safesearch.

Now I'm incureably curious. Thanks.

Search it on Urban Dictionary. S'what I did.

Still leaves you curious though...

 

[Aerodyamic]

I was looking for metal bands, and typed accordingly.

 

[-Drifter-]

Thanks to this thread, I am now terrified of googling.

As well you should be.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I decided to search "Tali Zorah" for no real reason, and it brought up porn on the first page with safe search on moderate. Rule 34 is a *****.

 

[dex-dex]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

I would giggle the first couple of times that happened.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Pretty much the title. What completely normal words have you typed into Google image search that still somehow turned up porn? If you want to post images make sure they've been properly censored and spoilered.

Most recently I typed in "Nope gif" and got, among other less-than-wholesome material, this:

Spoiler: Not NSFW, but you still probably shouldn't look at it at work

A better question is:

What google searches didn't end up with porn?

 

[Judgement101]

For the love of god never type in "Free" without safesearch.

On a side note, my captcha (or whatever) was entirely in korean. Yay! (I had to back up and re-type this before it was english)

 

[BreakfastMan]

I was looking up images of Yog-Sothoth, just because I like the Cthulhu mythos, and the pictures can be pretty cool sometimes. I had safe search on, but still... I do not want to go into detail of what I found, but needless to say, it was very strange. I did not even know one could do that with an octopus...

 

[-Drifter-]

"the adventures of captain baldy headed axe swinging man"

Also, against my better judgement, I did look up that Alyx Vance thing. Dinosaur sex... gah.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Mr. Bean.

Never Forget.

...nooo...
*sobs*

 

[MMMowman]

When I was in grade 5 at school I typed in, with safety on, "hot chocolate" for a Advertisement picture for an English assignment. However with safety off the picture didn't show up

 

[Gamegodtre]

i looked up information on the Simpsons....... dont know how google managed to screw that up

 

[Kitteh]

i once googled the website for our marching band's league. guess what was first.

 

[flikcbigg]

I was doing a recipe for gingerbread men once for a project and searched "brown sugar" in google images. That was a rather interesting Wednesday morning...

 

[Wintermoot]

I once looked for "Bear Guy" (as in the modified acguy with a bear head from Gunpla Builders)

 

[meowchef]

When I was in 6th grade (Age 12) we were doing this medieval week in my classroom, and there were people that made medieval style clothes, medieval entertainment, and I was tasked with making the dessert. I got on the new library computers... those huge sweet colored apples... and looked up "tarts" and the very first website it popped up had "Tiny Tit Tarts" in the title. I was terrified.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

I typed in Tord larsson (eddsworld character now retired)
and instead got tons of lesbain porno. glad for safesearch

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I typed in "G" with safe search off.

 

[Bloodstain]

I've turned SafeSearch off...so yeah...anything ever.