Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[Ddgafd]

I was making a visual presentation about Norse mythology and when I googled "valkyrie", well...it turned it into Valkyrie Chronicles hentai. I don't know.

 

[Jamash]

I fell foul of this when I was trying to find that episode of the A-Team that featured Hulk Hogan, called 'Body Slam'.

Apparently, "A" means anal and "Team" refers to there being more than one man, usually taking turns.

The words "Body" and "Slam" in the episode name didn't help matters either...

I learnt a valuable lesson about the Internet that day, and many years later, when my mind had mostly recovered and I bought the season 4 box set on DVD, I was much more appreciative of the T & Hogan double act that I finally got to watch.

 

[krseyffert]

I remember one time Typing in "Swinging Derrick" as i needed a diagram for a school project,
I was looking for this...

Spoiler

i don't think i need to say what i got.


i was like 12 at the time.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I was looking for KOTOR desktop backgrounds with moderate safety on and I still found a picture of Bastilla giving Darth Malak a hand-job... That was unexpected.

 

[verdugo136]

how do you turn off safe search

 

[Brandon237]

My friend looked up "bunnies" for a project... he didn't Quite get bunnies per se...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Search for Sly Cooper wallpaper.

Porn, porn everywhere

 

[-Drifter-]

how do you turn off safe search

Hope that helps.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I actually play a game when I am bored about this.

I guess on which page of image search blam will first show up, and I check to see if I was right.

Anyways, blue waffle ain't bad.

After going to rotton.com once, I became immune to being disgusted by stuff. I even went trough the offended page.

 

[Gitty101]

Hehehe, whatever you do, don't search 'Housewife' on Google Images with Safesearch disabled. I found that one out the hard way ^^

I don't think I wanna know, but I'm so curious.

A description if probably better than seeing it first hand so...
What'd it turn out to be?

Turned out to be porn. A lot of porn ^^

 

[cerano]

one time at school i typed in harvest moon a simple farming game and i was looking for a specific character but could not remember the name and i got a bunch of soft pornographic images
at school.

 

[Spacewolf]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

where you expecting what you got or had you been reading the percy jackson books

 

[Scarim Coral]

I suppose my latest encounter is looking up the new Pokémon Bachuru (the yellow spider) in Google image since I was curiosity from one of the Escapist member constant love for it (no I'm not blaming him/ her for the image encounter). All I can say is curse you rule 34 for burning my eyes! (Ok it was one image but still!)

 

[blankedboy]

In Geography class, my friend looked up "Cyclone Heta" then set it to filter only pictures with pink. He was presented with a bunch of hentai

 

[Ionait]

I was looking for wallpaper for the year of the rabbit. Rabbits, bunnies, you never get what you want. A lot of anime girls though.

 

[tomtom94]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

I want to use that virus...as a weapon against others.

OT: Selzer and Friedberg, though mostly just SFW stuff from their films.

 

[_Janny_]

Once I typed in Tit knockers.
I was like, 9 and wanted to see some cool door knockers.
That's not quite what I found pictures of.

You just made me laugh out loud at 1AM. XD

Anytime I search Google Images for anime. Things like "Clannad" or "Death Note" eventually turn up anime porn by the 10th page. It makes me think twice about using google images.

Same here. I had no idea people shipped characters with their imaginary alternate personas until the day I googled Death Note. I then decided to take the safer approach and turned to deviantart. But the situation didn't really improve much. Damn you internet! *shakes fist*

 

[04whim]

Looking for facts for a Grade 5 animal project, typed in "largest animal tongue", innocence ruined, made worse by the fact that I had to go see the principal about it. The principal also happened to be my Dad.

I imagine my reaction were I in that predicament, would be summed by your avatar

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

Fuck you dude, just fuck you

OT: I typed in "shorts" once. I should have seen it coming.

 

[Dragonclaw]

The Transformes fan club was putting together a combining robot as the incentive for being a member for multiple years

...the name was Nexus Maximus

Hasbro is still embarassed