Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[Jackhorse]

Can I just say that I am damn proud of google. In response to this thread and my philosophy essay about morality its distracting me from I decided to swap my search from articles onto images. Page 18 before it hit porn!

And this is a parable of sin and men behaving badly with ability to turn invisible and sleep with the queen etc. Good on you google your growing out of it ^_^

OT: Nurse pictures when I was very young. Nurses don't do that!

 

[RaffB]

Go to Google Images. Turn the filter off.

From now on, everything you type will result in porn.

^^ Pretty much this

there will always be porn somewhere out of the millions of results you get from the average google search

 

[pearcinator]

I used Google to search for a guide to all the Blue coins in Super Mario Sunshine...what I found was an intact guide but I couldnt read it because I was distracted by the pornographic advertisements surrounding the page.

I lol'd...then fap'd

 

[ShakyFiend]

Long while back was doing a project on medieval England and searched 'Cock fighting', yeah...

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Rule 34, the Internet was designed for it

 

[Neverhoodian]

One day I got to my high school computer class really early, so I decided to look up "F-22."

I was looking for the jet. What I got was...not school-appropriate. To make matters worse, the website started spamming nonstop pop-ups containing similar images.

In a panic, I hastily covered the monitor with my left arm while I started frantically stabbing with my right index finger for the power button. As luck would have it, the only person who noticed was a fellow student who purposely looked up stuff like that. I had a reputation of being a "model student," so they probably wouldn't have believed him if he decided to cause trouble anyway.

 

[Vrex360]

"Sangheili".

Yes indeed, I googled 'Sangheili, looking for representations of the greatest and mightiest warrior race in Sci Fi history.
And then.... I saw... things, horrible unspeakable things that almost made my eyes bleed. For such bastardizing representations of my people, you humans are all soon to die.

Man, people on the internet are nuts. You make an alien race that look like serpentine dinosaurs with mandibles and people STILL want to f*ck them. As a side note, definetly never type 'Female Sangheili' without safe search turned on. Christ even with safe search turned on you are never truly safe.

 

[Gran28]

I searched on AG3(norwegian assault rifle based on the G3) and came across a naked woman with an assault rifle

 

[Aethren]

Mr. Bean.

Never Forget.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Happens all the time. But then its porn, not something like the OP posted. Which is not.

 

[ConnorTheRed]

Looking for facts for a Grade 5 animal project, typed in "largest animal tongue", innocence ruined, made worse by the fact that I had to go see the principal about it. The principal also happened to be my Dad.

 

[Spydercake]

Minecraft. How is this possible?

What the.... oh come on, that does not need to be seen D:, thought it explains where creepers hide the gun powder.

I typed in Gauze. does not take long for some porn to show up.

 

[Squidwogdog]

my name

 

[Daveman]

When I was 11 and I needed some pictures of Melons... It was a report on nutrition... I suppose at least they were juicy...

 

[FamoFunk]

I was searching for the KISS song: "Lick it up." ... Yeah.

HAHAHA! I can only imadgine.

It's been a while since Google have me some porn, but a lot of game related things like Call of Duty and TF2 used to.

 

[-Drifter-]

If you look up pictures of the main female character in Half Life, you see her getting intimate with a 20 foot long rapter, and that is just looking up her name

Rapter? What's a rapter? I googled it and all I got was "Did you mean Raptor?" Or is that what you meant?

If so, that has to be one of the most confusing uses of a dinosaur I've ever heard. What do raptors have to do with Half-Life?

 

[Saint of M]

The second. Not sure why they would do that, nore why a woman would do that with a dinosaur the size of a horse

 

[BlackStar42]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

I unfortunately know what you are talking about. Worst picture ever... -.- If anyone values sanity, don't look up Blue waffle without safesearch.

Seconded. People, you DON'T want to see it.