Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[thenumberthirteen]

I looked up "Playing Cards" or something similar a month ago for an Avatar project, and I got lots of pictures of Naked women with Guitars???

 

[SkyeNeko]

i draw and like to look up images on the internets for anime models. yeah, 'anime girl' on google never comes out right.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Term Searched: "The Ming Dynasty"
Search performed in 2003 via Yahoo.

Why?
Simple. The partial phrase "nasty" was in dyNASTY. Resulting in several porn hits.

I remember this because my sister told me about it while doing some in-class project back in High School.

 

[D Moness]

On Topic: Looking for cheetah images back in like.. 8th grade and getting furry porn. Geez furries, come on. I just wanted some cheetahs, I didn't wanna see that.

lmao >.<
I think google is better then compared to the altavista search engine (talking about way back though) everything you entered got porn on the second page. Made sailormoon a even more interesting >

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Once, I was looking up Uncharted 2 picks for a topic here about good graphics in games. Safe Search happened to be off. A pic of Chloe using the phurba dagger....ah....creatively...came up.

Yeah, not making that mistake again.

Indeed, as this time it won't be a mistake :O

But yes, almost all avenues on google seem to eventually lead to porn...

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Pretty much the title. What completely normal words have you typed into Google image search that still somehow turned up porn? If you want to post images make sure they've been properly censored and spoilered.

Most recently I typed in "Nope gif" and got, among other less-than-wholesome material, this:

Spoiler: Not NSFW, but you still probably shouldn't look at it at work

God that picture is just so...so heavenly. *.*

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Blue Waffle

I am so glad I took someone's advice and checked what that meant on Urban Dictionary instead of googling it.

Yeah, after seeing like 3 or 4 posts here on The Escapist saying "Oh, what does that me-OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!" I took the time to Urban Dictionary that.

I was responsible for Heart of Darkness' google search of that. I am never going to let him live that down. xD

OT: Na'vi. I mean seriously, giant smurf sex? All time low, Mr Internet, all time low...

 

[ffian1]

X-men was one I don't want to type in again...

 

[Racthoh]

Friend was looking up cars for a school project... naked chick on a car.
I was looking up poetry in the 5th grade at school, got a picture of a bird perched on a guy's... you know. But hey, there was a poem at least.

 

[A Sense Of Decorum]

I did kind of the opposite, I typed into Google Image Search (For a joke because I was phenomenally bored) something along the lines of SUPER HARDCORE XX AWESOME PORN and one of the first pictures was Megaman, and it wasn't even porn (Thankfully) He was just there, looking all Megaman-y in his blue suit... I was truly wierded out.

 

[Hawkeye16]

Looking up any female cartoon, anime, OR videogame character is BOUND to produce these results.

 

[tthor]

Go to Google Images. Turn the filter off.

From now on, everything you type will result in porn.

I kinda doubted you, so i typed in 'everything'.
I saw some strange stuff, including this

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/4/1/18/why-everything-tastes-like-chicken-29557-1270161592-104.jpg
I'm so confused...

 

[GameGoddess101]

Now I'm incureably curious. Thanks.

Do yourself a favor and look it up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing a Google Image Search.

OT: I was doing a poster for art class and I wanted to use a picture of Yuna from FFX-2 for pose reference....
OK pretty much any Final Fantasy character EVER will turn up porn... >.> It's like the law of the interwebs.

I've also gotten some interesting and very... erm... "creative" pictures of Renamon.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Apparently "Alchemy recipes for Oblivion" results in Full Metal Alchemist Rule 34/Rule 63. D:

 

[Deadpool062]

fish-net, even on strict.

 

[sarethed]

One time, back in middle school, I was looking up pictures for my science project, which happened to be about foxes... I googled fox pictures, and I found many pictures of naked women. The worst part is 1: I was doing this on the computer IN THE CLASSROOM and 2: someone saw me...

 

[binvjoh]

Blue WaffleThis was not what I was presented with

Bleeeuuurggh!

Why the hell did I feel the need to search it?

 

[ProtoChimp]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

Oh good lord. I feel your pain brother.

 

[fnlrpa]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

Oh good lord. I feel your pain brother.

Same thing happened to me

 

[AmPedHer0]

O shit you not I once typed in the letter "A" and got lezbo porn. I never saw that on sesame street