Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[One of Many]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

I hate you, so very much.



OT: I was looking up images of the band, Bare Naked Ladies, in middle school for a project for music class, take a guess at what happened.

 

[ExileNZ]

Every time I've turned off Safe Search. Ever.

EDIT: Back when I was a kid, my mum looked up Sailor Moon and Card Captors to see what all the fuss was about.
BAD move...

Oh I remember Card Captors...I'm a go find and watch it now.

Which I heartily encourage, particularly the Japanese version, but remember to leave Safe Search on or you will find some terrifying uses for the Big card...

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

One of my buddies messed with my computer so If I searched anything and I mean ANYTHING on google it would come up as porn.

Im now scarred for life....

 

[ExileNZ]

No matter what you search for, it will lead to porn in some way

As for myself? I was 11 and looking for anime stuff...Sailor Moon and Dragonball Z to be exact...

Oh God, Sailor and the Seven Ballz. Thanks for putting THAT back in my head...

 

[ExileNZ]

Back in secondary school we would see what we could find with seemingly safe searches to pass the time in IT lessons (with moderate safesearch on). I don't know if it's been changed now, but searching the letter a, on it's own, was surprising. The other 25 letters of the alphabet had similar results. But by then I was expecting it so they were hardly innocent searches.

Google's clearly gotten better - I just tried that to see what it could come up with and the entire front page is clean. Colour me surprised.

I only thought to retry it after I posted it, and you're right, it's merely partial nudity now instead of full. That and a horse wearing a wig.

Spoiler

The clean stuff that comes up now is arguably weirder than what I saw back then

I'm suddenly reminded of Homer talking to a horse going "What about that one's head on THIS one's body".

 

[chris11246]

One time I was doing math homework and had a problem and when I went to google to see some examples it one of the links had a topless girl on it. My mom was standing right behind me too, luckily she knew what I was looking for and I closed it fast so it wasnt a problem.

 

[Gitty101]

Hehehe, whatever you do, don't search 'Housewife' on Google Images with Safesearch disabled. I found that one out the hard way ^^

 

[Dfskelleton]

I was like 7 and I searched for Goosebumps, my favorite book series at the time. I was met with many pictures of breasts, and was disturbed.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I looked up Fire Emblem 7... got some stuff of Lyn getting it on with Fiora. I was about 10, and I was like, "Uhmmmmm........".

 

[smearyllama]

Hehehe, whatever you do, don't search 'Housewife' on Google Images with Safesearch disabled. I found that one out the hard way ^^

I don't think I wanna know, but I'm so curious.

A description if probably better than seeing it first hand so...
What'd it turn out to be?

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

I looked that up on my laptop, when playing with some random guys on CoD MW2. That was the beginning of my hate for the CoD series.

 

[Gudrests]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

OH GOD THAT WAS TERRIBLE. I typed in cartoon violence.....i was doing a report before I knew the wonders of por....i mean horrors of porn back in my innocent days.....i was only trying to do a report on how violence in cartoons reflects back onto us...or something...god that made it a hard report to do

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

Oh good lord. I feel your pain brother.

Same thing happened to me

Damn my curiosity. Googles blue waffle. "runs to the bathroom to throw up"

OT: pretty much any search without safe search turned on with google.

damned pervs

 

[A Weary Exile]

"Female Wobbuffet" from Poke'mon.

My mind is forever scarred with the image of Wobuffet genitalia.

Sidenote: My captcha gave me a word in Chinese characters. Now it's just screwing with me. -_-

 

[Alorxico]

I typed "maternity" hoping to find a good baby shower gift for a college friend. Wow ... epic fail.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

BLASPHAME! THE PYRO IS A MAN!

http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/3c01858e4d7d244d77d0b6e8edc532ba/387684%20-%20Andrew_Hibner%20Pyro%20Rule_63%20team_fortress_2.jpg[/img]

 

[JezebelinHell]

Image search of Deathclaw... Yea, my moderate search was on too and it was from a site full of drawn porn. FU GOOGLE! I am scarred for life and happy I do not play Fallout.

I decided to google deathclaw after reading this, figuring that'd be a kind of weird thing to actually exist.

Second page, with moderate on. hahaha

I just wanted to look at a pic to figure out some sort of girlie name for one to pick on somebody and instead I get traumatized by that! All for a joke dammit!
I guess that is what I get for trying to take someone's HHG towel.

 

[WOPR]

Pretty much the title. What completely normal words have you typed into Google image search that still somehow turned up porn? If you want to post images make sure they've been properly censored and spoilered.

Most recently I typed in "Nope gif" and got, among other less-than-wholesome material, this:

Spoiler: Not NSFW, but you still probably shouldn't look at it at work

I typed in "Mr. Popo" expecting Dragon Ball Z

...instead I got some 5-way of girls with lots of freckles

 

[LAN MAC]

Anybody heard the joke about pen-island.com?(remove the hyphen of course)