Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[neon flame]

Back in secondary school we would see what we could find with seemingly safe searches to pass the time in IT lessons (with moderate safesearch on). I don't know if it's been changed now, but searching the letter a, on it's own, was surprising. The other 25 letters of the alphabet had similar results. But by then I was expecting it so they were hardly innocent searches.

 

[-Drifter-]

'Ned Flanders' while I was an ickle boy to represent Christianity in the media.

Wha-? How???

Oh, wait. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106882-Simpsons-Porn-Parody-Induces-Vomiting]

 

[MagicMouse]

"Hi"

Turns out this is the name of an Asian porn actress. Needless to say there were some laughs in the 4th grade computer lab that day.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Beavers, China, Notebook, Geographic Population maps, Aluminum, Apollo 15, Super Batman 64, How to Write a Letter to the Secretary-General of the United Nations, Jaywalking, it all goes so wrong.

 

[searron]

My mom typed in beer cooler into google image search once. She then called me overtelling me I had to look at this funny beer cooler. My reply: Mom, thats a real person.

 

[torzath]

I wanted to look up the price of something at Dick's Sporting Goods, wasn't thinking about it, and typed in dicks.com. Not pretty

 

[ExileNZ]

Back in secondary school we would see what we could find with seemingly safe searches to pass the time in IT lessons (with moderate safesearch on). I don't know if it's been changed now, but searching the letter a, on it's own, was surprising. The other 25 letters of the alphabet had similar results. But by then I was expecting it so they were hardly innocent searches.

Google's clearly gotten better - I just tried that to see what it could come up with and the entire front page is clean. Colour me surprised.

 

[Endocrom]

It's fun to see what pops up as you type your search

...and Bing says it's a bad thing.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I rmemeber my highschool had a sonic wall and if you typed in kangaroo you got blocked because of sexual content.

Never figured out why.

Also, if you google missionary. yeah. my freind had to do some missionary works around the world and so he googled it. He quickly found a reason to stay home and provide a different missionary effort.

Also, while not porn, I did want to share this. If you type in missionary works, and go to the images you get this:
<spoiler=not sure what this has to do with it>http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/03/m-and-m-red-propaganda-poster1.jpg
which I think is absurdly funny.

 

[Lem_Gambino]

Scooby Doo. @_@ Do not want.

 

[neon flame]

Back in secondary school we would see what we could find with seemingly safe searches to pass the time in IT lessons (with moderate safesearch on). I don't know if it's been changed now, but searching the letter a, on it's own, was surprising. The other 25 letters of the alphabet had similar results. But by then I was expecting it so they were hardly innocent searches.

Google's clearly gotten better - I just tried that to see what it could come up with and the entire front page is clean. Colour me surprised.

I only thought to retry it after I posted it, and you're right, it's merely partial nudity now instead of full. That and a horse wearing a wig.

Spoiler

The clean stuff that comes up now is arguably weirder than what I saw back then

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

Lol, my computer seems to have had that for a looooong time, my friend...

OT: When I was very small, I found out that you could cross breed Pokemon to give the eggs special abilities or movesets... So I typed in "Pokemon Breeding" on Google...

A childhood was ruined that day...

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Rule 34. No exceptions.

I imagine that fictional characters would be more likely though. Any fictional character. So yeah, keep safesearch on if you want to avoid that kind of thing. If not, have fun!

 

[JezebelinHell]

Image search of Deathclaw... Yea, my moderate search was on too and it was from a site full of drawn porn. FU GOOGLE! I am scarred for life and happy I do not play Fallout.

 

[fnlrpa]

I once typed "kingdom hearts" in with safesearch off. It wasn't pretty.

 

[tthor]

See this is what google safesearch is for. On moderate you might get the kind of image in the OP, on strict you probably won't even get that, but when it's turned off... essentially everything will result in porn somewhere on the first "page" of results.

that made me think up a game! try to find a phrase that, on google image search with safesearch off, would not result in ANY porn.
...this will be a tough game

 

[hopeneverdies]

I typed 'Censorship' because I was doing research for a paper. Google took that as 'Uncensored' apparently.

 

[Koroviev]

Go to Google Images. Turn the filter off.

From now on, everything you type will result in porn.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[badgersprite]

You know, this reminds me of a song...


True story.