Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

[Brian Hendershot]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

GOD MY EYES WILL NEVER HEAL FROM THE BLUE WAFFLES!!!!!!!

DAMN YOU GOOGLE!

As for me, I typed in Hammer in Google image Search. Got a couple of slightly dirty pictures on there.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

I had safesearch on and it came up!

 

[Just_in_time]

any letter of the alphabet with safe search off will result in porn

 

[DarthFennec]

I can't believe how much porn comes up when you google images "fat slob" ...

 

[F-I-D-O]

I had a virus a while back that redirected all google searches to hentai. That was a laugh.

Sorry, but I really fail to see the problem here XD

OT: Quite a few pokemon related searches have turned sour...the most memorable one was probably for Gardevoir, just wanted to check its moveset on Bulbapedia(honest!) and google gave me something a bit more...shall we say, creative.

Honestly though...I'm ok with this

Try a search for Bulbasaur...
Ughh...pokemon searches go down hill EXTREMELY fast
Another one is demotivational posters, normally around the second page.
Then there's fox/wolf/cat searches...
Minecraft...
Halo...Dragon's Age...most video games...
Most of my searches go wrong actually. Ehh, guess it's normal internet policy.

 

[My name is Fiction]

I looked up "people" for a school project once, and it brought up a few, not really pornographic, but rather objectionable images.

A long time ago I also had a school project and looked up the word "Ninja".
Oh Japan, what else can you add bondage to!

 

[icame]

I looked up various Disney films as I was trying to remember a movie I had seen a while back. So many childhood memories destroyed...

 

[newdarkcloud]

If you google the word "anything", you will find porn.

 

[Sentox6]

I guess for people unacquainted with the ways of the Internet, it's easy to do this. I mean something as little as "lemon" can cause mental trauma. It's a cruel 'net indeed.

Heaven forbid they're looking for recipes involving lemons for use at a party.

 

[fanklok]

I was like 7 and I searched for Goosebumps, my favorite book series at the time. I was met with many pictures of breasts, and was disturbed.

Did they have goosebumps? If they didn't google lied to you.

 

[Irridium]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

Why would you remind us of this?
What did we do to you to deserve this?
I was happy, I had forgotten. Now I remember, and now I am sad.

 

[smearyllama]

Anybody heard the joke about pen-island.com?(remove the hyphen of course)

Heehee.
Because without the hyphens it's PENISLAND!!!!
That's so funny!
Heehee.
Penis.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Blue Waffle

This was not what I was presented with

Judging from the replies, it is a shock image right?

I am not inclined to look this up. Can someone just describe what it is to save people the trouble?

female genetalia suffering for a severe infection.

 

[Kae]

Potatoes, seriously I was just hungry and I only had potatoes so I was looking for ways of cooking them and somehow google found porn, granted it was way back in 2003 but I'll never forget!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Ah, just thought of another one. I innocently searched "kitty" once when I was young. It brought up some female genitalia.

 

[Sovereignty]

Killer Klowns from outer space...

I was shocked and slightly excited.

 

[Magic Muffin Man]

A friend of mine told me they made an anime adaptation of Resident Evil 4 in Japan, so I decided to look for it on google. The first site I clicked on was a doujinisi site with about 10 or so Yaoi comics featuring Leon getting "All Tied Up" with Luis...
That was...an odd day.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

When I was in Graphic communications in college, I had to make a movie poster. So I looked for images of a computer (was for a hacker movie).

I saw one in the thumbnails, and said "oh, that one looks ok". I click.

thought 1: Why is it taking so long to load?
thought 2: Why am I seeing a bunch fat old men?
Thought 3: Why does it look li-....OMGWTFBBQISTHIS!@#$?!?! *CLOSES WINDOW*

The teacher was also just about to pass by. A few seconds difference would have been awkward as hell.