Innocent Google Searches that Resulted in Porn

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Yokai

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With safesearch off, it's not so much a question of whether the keyword turns up porn, but how many pages it takes for it to turn up porn. Because it will.

Even googling Google gives you half a page of cleavage.
 

Dango

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I think the first time it happened to me was when I googled "Renamon"...
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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I needed an image of the ghost boy from The Grudge for a review. Toshio Saeki. ...Type that into Google images and you will find...interesting images. I suppose it's either porn or art. ...Actually, screw it, I'm not sure what to call it.
 

rekabdarb

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My friend during the 5th grade typed in 'supermarket' in google images... and got britney spears naked. And up until like last year it remained that way.
 

SquirrelPants

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I actually used to make a game out of this. Turn off safesearch, see how many pages it took for a completely innocent search to turn up porn. It was a lot of fun for slow days on forums and such.
 

Tsunimo

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Once I typed in Tit knockers.
I was like, 9 and wanted to see some cool door knockers.
That's not quite what I found pictures of.
 

ReservoirAngel

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I find the particular symbolism in that OP image quite unsettling, it has to be said. The whole...phallic flamethrower thing when the subject is female just...yeah...
 

IxionIndustries

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Rule 34 is a beautiful thing, isn't it?

Let's see now.. Ah, yes. Once, I typed in "fork" in Google's search without the safety filter on.

Needless to say, my sexual urges haven't been right ever since.
 

Knife-28

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Eumersian said:
I put in a standard search for "tube cat", intending to find the location of a famous picture of a cat in a tube. The first result, the first result was a link to a website that claimed to be a link "tube" to all the porn you need.

Luckily, nothing came of it.
Ahh, you mean this. (It's SFW, I swear)

As for me, I would have to say when I searched 'Sangheili' (The thecnical name for the Halo Elites), I saw some bad stuff man.
 

-Drifter-

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ReservoirAngel said:
I find the particular symbolism in that OP image quite unsettling, it has to be said. The whole...phallic flamethrower thing when the subject is female just...yeah...
Believe me, I noticed.
 

Josdeb

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My IT teacher used to say that one of the younger girls he taught (Maybe grade 4/5) was doing reseach for her project about Chinese figurines.

She typed in "Pretty chinese dolls"
 

Mesca

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WOPR said:
-Drifter- said:
I typed in "Mr. Popo" expecting Dragon Ball Z

...instead I got some 5-way of girls with lots of freckles
Dammit. I typed in Mr Popo expecting a 5-way with lots of freckled girls. I got Mr. Popo doing.. things
*sounds of vomiting*

Also, my first captcha had a tilda in it. This is fucking stupid Escapist. We didn't have a spam problem to begin with, and the captcha doesn't even work properly. A captcha shouldn't use Greek and Chinese characters!

Anyway.. I can't be the only one who's googling the stuff people mention out of curiosity. Definitely regretting the Sanghieli and Mr. Popo ones.
 

brumley53

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In Japanese class we had to research Japanese schools and get pictures, so my friend typed in "Japanese school uniform". Thats when I noticed that safe search was off, I told him just before he clicked search. we thought we had dodged a bullet but nope, apparently young girls in suggestive poses is safe as long as they're mostly covered...
 

HeySeansOnline

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I have a few actually.

It was Digimon profile picture month between me and a few friends, I was a War Greymon fan as a child. While searching for him ( with safe search on might I add ) I saw horrible things. They ranged from creepy photos of him without his breast plate to things that made my childhood hang itself in the bathroom.

I looked up Rhydon ( also safe search on )in order to make a picture using his sprite, I ended up seeing a picture of a female Rhyperior that made me want to puke.

A typo of the Da Vinci Code ended up showing me scenes from the Da Vinci Coed which I had previously recorded on HBO, making the same mistake twice.

I looked up a Yu Gi Oh card once, I ended up seeing a custom Pokemon card of Blue Waffle.

And finally the first boobs I ever saw ( besides Total Recall and that one alien chick ) came from me looking up swear words on google cause it was "cool". I looked up "shit" and found some really weird live action gore inflation porn. Needless to say I was scarred for life.