Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[XandNobody]

I have to fight the urge to try and start an epic sword fight with anyone who has anything stick like, like an umbrella or a cane or something. I just want to find a stick object of my own, run at them, attack them, and boom, epic movie style fight of the ages.

Unfortunately, if I attempt this, odds are they would run away from the scary man screaming like a pirate and running at them with a mop or a shovel or something bearing down on them. Probably run all the way to the police too... So not fair.

 

[BlackSuit]

Everyday I fight the urge to load my airsoft gun and shoot every single drunk that starts singing below my window.

 

[ddon]

To spin around, dancing with knives. Also to burn down my YMCA preschool, but I have had a grudge on them for a long time. Heck, I would probably be doing the town a favor.

 

[zestamaster]

to have wild sex with a teacher.... any way

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Squashing or touching sponges, even though they give me shivers down my spine. (shudders)

 

[Warlord211]

Open one of the windows on a airplane while its flying.

 

[Gralian]

-Homicide
-Cannibalism
-Licking the carpet while the hoover is on and vacuuming said carpet.
-Screaming at the top of my lungs in the middle of a crowded mall.
-Running down my road stark naked while yelling something about waffles and nuclear fusion.
-Sudden, impulsive theft of small shop items. (Kleptomania)
-Setting fire to things with a small box of matches.
-Jumping over the side of a very high banister or ledge to feel the force of gravity upon imapct with the floor.
-Kissing a complete stranger.
-Drinking de-icer.
-Eating a bar of soap.

 

[Polock]

Ok...this thread is depressing.

 

[Dogstile]

Go read American Psycho or watch Dexter.

That... I'm not well, am I? >.>

No, you're not

Out of curiousity, and the real reason I quoted you (omg!), how the hell did you manage to rack up 25 thousand posts in 2 years?

OT:

I get urges to put my fist through peoples faces.

Not punch them, literally shove my fist through their skulls and squeezing the brains. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, I LIKE THE PEOPLE I WANT TO DO IT TO.

I'm worried for myself

 

[EscapingReality]

Pull down one of the divas in high school, ecchi-rapey anime style. Too bad I just graduated last week.

 

[ronnom 666]

you see I would say "at times I feel the need to kill all of the people around me but" well... someday I may just do that so...
walk up a down escalator...
yes I am strange...

 

[FOXGEAR]

Pedophilia. What? You can't expect me not to think a 12 year old girl is cute when she is dressed in a near non-existent skirt and loose or tight low cut tank top.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

Go talk to that chick...

Do it! You never know what will happen.

OT: Go back to my previous workplace, find that guy that decided it was a good idea to feel me up, stick his hand in my shirt, and generally sexually harass me, and kick him where it hurts. Hard.

 

[Ambi]

I might do these things if someone was willing to join me or I was drunk or something.

- Pour bubble bath in a fountain and then get in and hide amongst the bubbles.

- Pour food colouring in the fountain outside the main art gallery in Melbourne so the cascade of water flowing down the glass looks even prettier and surreal.

- Send that guy I have a crush on some kind of ridiculous message, like "I would probably marry you. I agree with almost every post I come across you write. I read them like they're the morning paper. You're adorable..." etc.

- Decorate my suburb with chalk.

- Create my own band/comic book/book/movie/whatever else I'm momentarily inspired to do.

- Take out a loan and start a business with zero management experience or business education.

- Make myself look like a boy so I can go for walks at night without being afraid of being raped or something.

- Do something weird to prove to myself I'm free.


My friend and I used to have urges as if we had the classic devil on one shoulder, angel on the other. I had these ridiculous thoughts to do something like hit a stranger or imagine what jumping off a cliff would be like. My friend wanted to go near the edge of the cliff but I wouldn't let her. I'm not sure if she thought it was the bad or the good urge. Were we weird kids?

It reminds me of how Vivienne Westwood hit a random girl at a Sex Pistols show because she was bored. Follow these urges and you could go down in history. *shrug* I wonder how widespread the urge to beak the status quo is? I think everyone secretly wants to do it in some way.

 

[FightThePower]

I really want to beat the shit out of my friend's boyfriend. It sounds like a fairly standard thing considering I have feelings for her but the fact that a) it's not the right thing to do b) he doesn't deserve it and c) would not endear me to her in the slightest makes it insane in my eyes. Doesn't stop me from wanting to punch his lights out.

 

[Beautiful End]

-Punching people in the face randomly
-Ignore everyone who talks to me at one point, don't know why
-Destroying something big (Car, furniture, you name it)
-Act like a prick 24/7. I actually don't because it's obviously unappealing.
-Attacking someone with some sort of weapon (Never actually held a weapon. Just curious)
-Speak my mind ALL the time regardless the consequences
-Lying on the grass and chill without the fear of a random hobo trying to jump me or a rapist attacking me or weird bugs crawling all around me
-Drive at max speed
-Jumping off a cliff. Come on, how am I supposed to know if I can fly if I never try?

Pretty much, just do whatever the hell I feel like doing without facing any sort of consequences. Of course, that's impossible. So most of those urges have to do with a lot of rage bottled up inside.
A lot.
But it's invisible. So there.

 

[Frosted89]

A taste test between my two cats can food, one will only eat Fancy Feast and the other will only eat Medley's, sometimes I just want to know why that is.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

killing bobby kotick.

 

[FinalHeart95]

I've always had the urge to jump out of a moving car. Not sure why. O_O