Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[Ithera]

Pushing this damn red button.......this is bad. Im getting used to seeing everybody as Justin Beiber.

Oh...insane urges I'll never follow up on? Erm, smacking my best mate over the head with a beer bottle.

 

[McTom]

For me it would have to be tackling a cyclist as they are cycling towards me. I've told my friends about this one before, and they've physically stood between me and an oncoming cyclist because I had a 'look' in my eye. I think it's just because I'm interested in seeing if it would hurt as much as I think it would, and because I can imagine for a bystander it would look hilarious

Another for just blowing something up in a controlled environment, like a desk or something, that's just something I'd like to do and would do but I can't think of anywhere that would let me.

That about covers it really. Cyclists beware.

 

[Jonabob87]

Buying lots of Lady GaGa albums and merch and taking a video of me setting them alight.

She's not worth the money it would cost.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Work out and look good. Ha! Never gonna happen. Funny stuff is, it wouldn't even take that much effort. I'm just too much of a no-good scumbag to do anything useful.

Also, tell the girl I love that I love her. If she rejected, I'd have some sense of closure. If she didn't, I would be happy. But it's never gonna happen. So... fun.

 

[LandoCristo]

I've always had a fascination with the Achilles tendon. I kind of want to cut mine, just to see how my foot will act after that.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I sometimes feel the urge to have two cones of titanium showed through my palms. Of course, I have no idea where to get such things, and I wouldn't do it. Must some weird celestial Messiah complex.

 

[Griffolion]

Tell her exactly how i feel about her (in a romantic way, you know).

I know, cheesy, ridiculous.

 

[Your Nightmare]

Knocking a little kids hat of his head...

 

[varulfic]

I've had an itch lately to try and steal a car. I've even done some research online and among my car interested friends on how it's most easily done. I figure I could steal a car, drive up the country for a day or two enjoying the sights, then dump the car and take a train home. I think I'd get away with it too, provided I don't hold on to the car too long... yes... it would be so easy....


Nah.

 

[SFMB]

Get married.

 

[Jedoro]

Another Escapist who wishes to do violence to strangers, here: every time I'm around someone who blatantly displays their stupidity, I want to punch them in the face.

 

[toquio3]

I have urges to let everything go, become a homeless person and just walk the earth until I die.

 

[Mcmuffin]

Well...Whenever i see someone on crutches(like someone with a broken leg or something not the mentally handicaped) i get a severe urge to run up and kick out the crutch from under them. Im terrible

 

[Alcamonic]

I always wondered what it feels like being hit by a car.
That and having an urge to choke/kill/groin kick some people that are seriously dumb and must have some sort of punishment (I'm looking at you, Court of Sweden that made that 9year old pay back the money her father took).

 

[Bucht]

I'm sure that everyone who watches Dexter has had the same idea...
I mean it looks so easy to get away with.

 

[The Dutchess]

Kill myself.

Sorry, bringing the angst.

I've had that urge.
Nothing angsty about it.
You know, not in a "I'm fed up with life" way.
More of a "what the fuck happens after your heart stops beating?"
Intrigue.
Well, 'till that day comes I won't know.

Same here. Did curiosity kill the cat ... or make it commit suicide? Only thing that makes me dismiss the urge is that my family would be upset. There's no angst to it, my life doesn't suck it's just ... well what DOES happen when you die?

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Stab everyone who mildly irritates me.
Burn things.
Grope random girls.
Say "Fuck off!" to everyone who talks to me.
Kill myself. Less in a "fed up with life" way, more in a "what would happen after I'm dead" way.
Cross-dress, just to see if I can pass myself off as a girl.
Squeeze cute girls bone-crushingly hard.
Eradicate any stupid people in the world.
Take sleeping pills. Then, when I wake up, take more of them and sleep ALL DAY LONG.
Throw a multitude of CDs at people like Frisbees.
Run away from home and wander the Earth forever.
Drop out of school and sit around all day.

Ah, the things that I would do if there were no consequences...

 

[Kadoodle]

I often have the urge to organize a terrorist attack on the Fox News building, hold the survivors hostage, and turn them all into a human centipede.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Tranny hooker. Because I'm unattractive and wouldn't for the life of me know where/how to meet a trans[whatever]. Unfortunately, when I was last in Amsterdam and with my very liberal friend who was actually trying to encourage me to go for it, I realized I just have too much of an internal resistance to the idea of prostitution.

Craigslist? Seriously, all that site is used for in my city is for gay/TS "casual encounter"ing.

I don't think I'd feel any better about Craigslist than about prostitution. In fact, since there's no predetermined time and place, it just sounds way more awkward to me. But thanks for trying to help.

 

[Magikarp]

Beat someone to death with a crowbar. I need to release some bottled anger.