Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I tried to measure your IQ sir, but apparently numbers don't go that low.

 

[UltraDeth]

I can smell your ineptitude from here

 

[UltraDeth]

You look like a raw turkey burger

 

[Headsprouter]

ur illuminate confirmed

 

[UltraDeth]

You are literally Napoleon

 

[Headsprouter]

Turd burglar.

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm looking at your X-ray and I'm afraid I always win!

 

[RedDeadFred]

You are a big, flightless bird. You're an ostrich. You're an emu!

 

[UltraDeth]

I'd rather talk to a horse's ass than say a good word about you

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your armpits smell so awful they made right guard turn left!
You fell out of the stupid tree and smashed through every branch on the way down!

 

[UltraDeth]

I'd only follow your example should I wish to never work again

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You sir or madam, have worse aim than a stormtrooper!

 

[UltraDeth]

Only a pleb like you would play Multiplayer first

 

[Headsprouter]

Your mother asked me to be as cruel as possible and your dad gave me a few pointers.

 

[UltraDeth]

I laugh at your feeble attempts to be threatening

 

[RedDeadFred]

When your mother asked the Doctor at your birth if you were a boy or a girl, he simply responded with "no".

 

[UltraDeth]

You couldn't make a witty response to save your life

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

When you were born the doctors put you in an incubator with tinted windows.

 

[Headsprouter]

ur all an faget

 

[UltraDeth]

Oh god, you see this? Everyone see this shit? He's violating so many grammatical laws to try (and fail) at sounding funny