Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Headsprouter]

Especially this man.

 

[UltraDeth]

Very funny, like your face

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you are so dumb you tried to wake a sleeping bag.

 

[UltraDeth]

You c**t, you absolute greasy s**t-stinking, too toxic for parasites, walking despair.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You're such a drunkard you make Farnham look sober.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're so ugly your reflection cracks water

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so ugly you made hello kitty said goodbye.

 

[UltraDeth]

What kind of sick God could allow you to exist?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You tried to donate your brain to science, but science returned it.

 

[UltraDeth]

My anus makes more sense than you

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You fell out of the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[UltraDeth]

Shit smoking, smoke puking, sin ugly, erection repellent, scud bucket

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so ugly, when you were born the doctor said, "put that back in, he's not done yet"

 

[UltraDeth]

You wouldn't get the joke if it was given to you on a platter

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You look like Freddy Kreugar face-****ed a topographical map of Utah.

 

[UltraDeth]

You make a carcass filled swamp look pretty

 

[Fijiman]

You are a ping-bottomed wabbersnoot.

 

[UltraDeth]

You deserve to be puked on and get a critical headshot after

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You look like an avacado had sex with an older, even more disgusting avacado. There is no love in that relationship, it was pure hate sex. It was the only catharsis they could find without violence.

 

[UltraDeth]

You make people sad, because you remind them that ugliness will continue to exist