Insult me in the most creative way possible

[RedDeadFred]

You don't even know about the bird! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

 

[UltraDeth]

Let me guess, you think the Earth is flat. You ignoramuses sicken me

 

[Fijiman]

Scruffy-looking, moose-faced, dog-eared, hallow-eyed, pizza-guzzling, muffin-scrunching, platypus-wearing, Facebook-sharing, walrus man!

 

[UltraDeth]

You....You Messiah Complex afflicted Obsessive-Compulsive Sadomasochist

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are so dense you lose arguments with inanimate objects.

 

[Fijiman]

You, sir, are a carrot and a charlatan!

 

[UltraDeth]

I have more respect for the sweat on my neck

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

If I had a dog, and he looked like you, I would shave his arse and walk him backwards.

What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

 

[UltraDeth]

Let me just add your feedback onto the list of things I really do not give a smeg about

 

[Fijiman]

I've seen rusted bits of trash more attractive than you.

 

[UltraDeth]

Even Helen Keller could tell what there is to dislike about you

 

[Headsprouter]

Grope sausage wibble-wobble George Foreman long-lasting riverdance guardian crypt chewing waffle your mother! *gasp*

FIEEEEND!!!

 

[UltraDeth]

Piss off, ya bloody twitchy Jarate-in-your-gravy dick-bagging simpleton quack!

 

[Headsprouter]

Yeah well you're more spineless than an overcooked frankfurter.

 

[UltraDeth]

I hope someone vomits on your balls

 

[Headsprouter]

That's not even an insult! Git gud, noob.

 

[UltraDeth]

Cheap-fingering bum burglar

 

[Headsprouter]

Burnt GAY man!

 

[Barbas]

You are a drinker of milk and a botherer of woodland creatures!

 

[UltraDeth]

May your bottom turn orange