Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Zantos]

You sir, are as useless as a marzipan dildo

 

[Fijiman]

You all smell funny and look like butt made of radishes.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is lower than a snakes ball-sack.

 

[Barbas]

I see the Out patients are out in force tonight.

 

[UltraDeth]

Oh, a comedian, huh? Like Peter Sellers...if he wasn't funny

 

[RedDeadFred]

You have the most counterclockwise face I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on.

 

[Rabbitboy]

The Babadook is the most terriblest movie made in the history of the multiverse and you are a fool for liking it!

 

[RedDeadFred]

Your ears are far too muscular!

 

[UltraDeth]

Don't pretend that anything you say is of any significance to me or anyone

 

[RedDeadFred]

Your eyes are too tall!

 

[General Winter]

You are so stupid you would try to play poker with dogs... and lose.

 

[xmbts]

I'm only posting in your thread to imagine the brief happiness of another reply diminish upon seeing how much I hate it.

 

[RedDeadFred]

If you were a potato, you'd be a bad potato.

 

[Barbas]

I have witnessed more impressive tricks from Tripod, the Amazing Three-Legged Wonderdog.

 

[UltraDeth]

If I had a pound for every time I tried to like you, I'd have a pound

 

[Fijiman]

You look like Barbas's butt.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Your sunglasses badge is lying to you! You'll never be cool!

 

[UltraDeth]

Smug public school boy magician

 

[Headsprouter]

gay

 

[UltraDeth]

Can't even think of a funny comeback like the plebeian he is