Internetz speak into sophisticated english

[Kuchinawa212]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!
~Oh my it seems that the action you have just done was quite amazing. We must have a barbecue to celebrate.

Nubcakes
~ I see you are new to this game, but that action you have just taken was quite uncalled for, please do something productive and bake a cake please.

TTFN
~Good bye for now, I hope to meet again in the near future.

XD
~Good show old sport. Quite funny I must say.

 

[TankCopter]

FYIAD: I scorn your disbelief, for I am a dragon and am rather proud of it.

RTFM: Would you be so kind as to read the instructions pertaining to this subject before putting your questions to others?

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

U suk fag!!!1! - You have done poorly at the task at hand and seem to be a homosexual as well.

Ohhh this one brought on quite the chuckle.

 

[Timotei]

Inb4lock: I managed to post in this thread, which is clearly derailed, stupid or meaningless before it was locked by a moderator of this website.

And someone needs to write all of this down and publish it.

Done. This shit is hilarious.

 

[vladtehimpaler]

LOLOLOL U JSUT GOTZ PWNZOORED!!!!!11!!!=
I am sorry, sir, but it appears i posses more skill in this activity than you.

 

[ljd184]

WTF-i am baffled

 

[Nmil-ek]

PITA - You sir are rather a painful thorn in my rump.

A/S/L? - Dear sir or madame I would like to enquire of your location and age if I may?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I'm going for one that brings up a lot of questiones on this site:

Lol what?- That's funny, because I can't understand what you mean. Could you please reiterate?

 

[Sir-Tdb]

Nice and funny attempt, I have found a site that also tried this, but yours are funnier.

They really made me laugh while reading them.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I don't think anything could beat the Tits or GTFO in the OP buuut...

LMAO - Your witty exclamation has caused me to chuckle so much my posterior has detatched!

 

[Zangamarth]

OMGWTFBBQ!1!

What you have just said has surprised and shocked me in such a manner that it has made me hungry for some form of meat, cooked on a grill to a delicious consistency.

 

[Timotei]

Phail
~Your lack of success is great enough that it has effected the part of my brain which allows me to spell properly

 

[Zangamarth]

BRB
I am afraid you will have to excuse me, for I am required at another task for a few moments, I shall return forthwith.

BBS
The task requiring my presence shall take a while longer than the previous statement, I shall again, return forthwith, in some time longer.

j00
You, my good sir.

Ur a fukkin jew!1!
You, rude sir, must be a member of the Jewish faith, for I find them as offensive as I find you to be.

 

[Zangamarth]

OMGWAT?1/!?!

What is this? Surely, this cannot be! I am taken by suck great surprise, I can not properly hold the shift key down!

 

[DigitalSushi]

Tits or GTFO
~Madam, show us your breasts or kindly vacate the premises.

Find that in a Jane Austin Novel and i'll buy you a beer, lol

technically when Mr Darcy gets all wet in the river and says to that bint how embarrassed he is that she's seen him in a wet state and she reports that she likes seeing him in such a state with the pretense that she means he is humiliated well that could be construed as "I like seeing you all wet and bothered baby"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!
~Oh my it seems that the action you have just done was quite amazing. We must have a barbecue to celebrate.

I think that everyone on the internet should actually come together and have a barbecue. That could equal into either something great or something horrible. I'm going with the latter.

 

[Sewer Rat]

OMFG - That information is very startling to me.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

OMGWTFBBQ!!!
~Oh my it seems that the action you have just done was quite amazing. We must have a barbecue to celebrate.

I think that everyone on the internet should actually come together and have a barbecue. That could equal into either something great or something horrible. I'm going with the latter.

Yes quite
I shall bring Chips and dip and we can talk about the Haxor's 1337 mod to make him win the game so fast. We'll have a grand old time.

 

[lacktheknack]

RTFM: Feast your eyes upon a book of answers which doth fornicate things.

 

[Cpt. Red]

Hmm... This seams interesting... Lets try a hard one...

BSOD
It seams like this machine have encountered an error so disastrous that one might liken it to death with a splash of blue.