I say "self-identify" due to the fact that I was a baptized member, and as someone previously raised Catholic, their suspicious obsession with the Book of Mormon (that read an awful lot like Joseph Smith was high, since he kept losing track of what he was saying, and disappearing into endings like "And we shall all frolic in the meadows of Your love, and forever and ever Amen. Ever." (Not a direct quote, obviously). They had a copy of the Bible, but in three years I was only asked to pick it up once. They're also convinced Jesus is white (since Jesus is a Jew by birth, born to a mother who, being desert born and raised in a society that was patently NOT WHITE, this is highly unlikely), and that Eden is in the U.S. (if it's anywhere it's in Africa, since genetically we're all traceable to a common mother in Africa, not the U.S. of A.) etc etc.Zeeky_Santos said:Gasp! They identify as Christians?Elle-Jai said:Heard of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (aka Mormons) who self-identify as Christians?
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, I'll identify myself as one and that will make it so. Moreover, I'll tell everyone that all monkey's uncles are exactly like me, because I think I am one!
Since to me to be identified as Christian you need to actually believe in and teach Jesus in more than just your Church's name, I use "self" as a way to remove my approbation from the statement, without actually aiming to offend anyone.
However this monkey's uncle cult sounds fun. Where do I sign up?