Invisi-wounds.

[Insert Comedy Here]

Y'know how it is, you scratch an itch, you walk a few metres, then all of a sudden someone faints.
Turns out that 'itch' was a very thin layer of skin over a mothertruckin' artery, and you now have a lot of blood running down some part of you.
Or even worse, the 'Copperfield Cuts,' where you look at the back your hand for a second, then *BAM* you see a cut that wasn't there eight seconds ago.

During work last week, I was talking to a co-worker (Don't worry Aaron, I won't say your name.) he noticed a fresh cut my wrist, and I spent the rest of the night listening to emo jokes, (not really that bad in general, but his jokes were bloody terrible.)

I then proceeded to go to school this week, with various nicks and cuts appearing on my body, scaring the hell out of the people I was talking to.
By this afternoon I thought someone had placed a damn voodoo doll curse on me or something.
(Fess up, you won't die painfully.)

But has anyone else had this? Random cuts or nicks appearing on your body? 'Cause the people I hang out with are freaked.

I also think I made a pun somewhere in my post.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Yeah I get that from time to time. Weird isn't it?

 

[chaosfenrir]

Ehhh sometimes.

I juz got a cut on my left hand's ring finger. No idea where that came from.

But sometimes, I juz dun notice the wounds. My friend once scratched me and i didnt notice till someone else pointed it out. Another time, I cut myself pretty deeply with a penknife and didnt notice till blood came out.

Maybe u keep gettin random papercuts or somethin?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Maybe u keep gettin random papercuts or somethin?

If I had my damn cable I'd show you the cuts, no pissy piece o' paper is given me these.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I get loads when I'm stumbling around drunk, you can't feel stuff then.

I'm also a haemophiliac so I'll bruise and bleed easily and chances are I won't notice them when they occur. For example, I've got some pretty nasty bruises down my legs and a truckload of scratches on my arms right now and I have no idea when or how I got them.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

i get cuts and bruises because i'm a bit of a klutz.
and i usually don't realize they're there until well after the fact.

but it might be voodoo.
do you have a bit of hair or clothing missing?

 

[Bat Vader]

Maybe something from inside your body is trying to escape.

 

[Zenode]

Ye i get them some times although they dont just appear they are usually just bad wounds that i dont see and when i do see them sometimes they are pretty bad

bloody engineering studies has given me more scars than anything else in my life

 

[-IT-]

Sometimes I guess, usually papercuts. Never noticed that someone was freaked out about it though.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Well, I cut myself, sooo...

But yeah, I get random cuts that I didn't put there sometimes. I have this awesome one that's 10 cm long!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

That happens to me a lot, actually.
It's kind of freaky, until you begin assuming there is a little man with a knife laced with anesthetic stalking you.
Then it becomes hilarious.
...
I am kind of a weird dude.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Maybe something from inside your body is trying to escape.

Spoiler: Don't worry, it's a kitten

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Sometimes I guess, usually papercuts. Never noticed that someone was freaked out about it though.

I'm really only freaked out that I'm getting so many. And so are my friends.
I kid with my sister that I'm turning into a Ghoul, which is a plus, they scare three shades of crap out of her.

 

[chaosfenrir]

do u ever see them appearing one you WHILE you are staring at that part of your body?

If so, ur cursed...

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Maybe something from inside your body is trying to escape.

Spoiler: Don't worry, it's a kitten

I should stop eating Sea Kittens while watching Alien, that's probably giving them ideas.

 

[Gerazzi]

Hah, I have a problem with blood pressure.
Why is this important?
Well, I can get random nosebleeds.
Coupled with high blood pressure this amounts to turned on anime character nosebleeds.

Sometimes this leads to embarrassing situations though, so maybe I should shut up.

But yeah, I've gotten them a lot. My theory: there is an infinitesimally small chance that for absolutely no reason, a particle can cease to exist (quantum physics), so maybe you're really really unlucky and several of those particles composing you have just ceased to exist?

If so, there's a possibility you may wink out of existence by the time you read this post.


Have a nice, calm day.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Hah, I have a problem with blood pressure.
Why is this important?
Well, I can get random nosebleeds.
Coupled with high blood pressure this amounts to turned on anime character nosebleeds.

Sometimes this leads to embarrassing situations though, so maybe I should shut up.

But yeah, I've gotten them a lot. My theory: there is an infinitesimally small chance that for absolutely no reason, a particle can cease to exist (quantum physics), so maybe you're really really unlucky and several of those particles composing you have just ceased to exist?

If so, there's a possibility you may wink out of existence by the time you read this post.


Have a nice, calm day.

That's absolute bullsh

 

[LongAndShort]

I think your a closet emo whose subconciously desiring self-harm. I reckon you've been sleep-cutting.

 

[BlindTom]

Cats are good at this.