Invisi-wounds.

[Ben Legend]

hmmm, strange indeed. I've never had cuts just appear on me, I get all my cuts and burns from working in a bakery. Trust me, being cut my a baguette is not fun!

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Not the first time a baguette has caused bodily harm I hear.

 

[TheMatt]

I drink too much so I wake up with things hurting or bleeding with no recollection of how.

 

[Zacharine]

No. Once I did have a couple of cuts apper during the day between my toes, but then I realized I had taken been to the swimming hall a few days earlier and it was a fungal infection.

Then there was this summer when I got cuts to the ends of my finger, but that was due to me working in a freezer-warehouse (-25 C) and my cotton undergloves were drawing moisture from my hands.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

I don't have any of that affecting me. According to a doctor I went to a while ago, my skin is quite tough which is pretty good when I can't be bothered turning a knife around and I just hold it with the blade pressing into my skin.

 

[Abedeus]

Ehhh sometimes.

I juz got a cut on my left hand's ring finger. No idea where that came from.

But sometimes, I juz dun notice the wounds. My friend once scratched me and i didnt notice till someone else pointed it out. Another time, I cut myself pretty deeply with a penknife and didnt notice till blood came out.

Maybe u keep gettin random papercuts or somethin?

You keep talking or writing like that and someone might cut you and you will notice it.


I often get some cuts on my hands, bruises on kness and for instance, last week I put my legs on my desk, and when I was getting up, one of my legs slipped and I received a 5cm long, 0,5cm "scratch". I didn't even feel pain, that's weird. And I watched the blood spill.

Oh well, I'm just that kind of a delicate flower.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Funny note, I've left a one centimetre deep gash in my left ankle, by stabbing it with my right big toenail.

 

[The Last Parade]

I don't notice them until they become scars... I think it's because my mind is preoccupied or something haha, but it stopped a while ago

 

[Rayansaki]

Hah, I have a problem with blood pressure.
Why is this important?
Well, I can get random nosebleeds.
Coupled with high blood pressure this amounts to turned on anime character nosebleeds.

Sometimes this leads to embarrassing situations though, so maybe I should shut up.

But yeah, I've gotten them a lot. My theory: there is an infinitesimally small chance that for absolutely no reason, a particle can cease to exist (quantum physics), so maybe you're really really unlucky and several of those particles composing you have just ceased to exist?

If so, there's a possibility you may wink out of existence by the time you read this post.


Have a nice, calm day.

That's absolute bullsh

Actually it isn't.
And that's in quantum physics.
You've overcome these odds before.
There was a very small chance that past circumstances led to your existence at all.

But seriously, there's probably a different reason. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrosis]

but to create a cut that would mean an almost infinite ammount of particles to cease to exist simultaneously, so yes, its bullshit.

 

[Miss_M]

I am the queen of random bruises. And some of them really hurt - you'd have thought I'd remember getting 'em!

 

[space_oddity]

Its probably Goblins.
You haven't shook any pinecones lately have you?

 

[Sindaine]

I often wake up with bruises on my limbs. I assume that I just sleep restlessly?

 

[VincentX3]

So my Voodoo magic IS worki....

I mean....err....ummm.....be back in minute...

*whistles and walks away slowly*

 

[similar.squirrel]

My friend's chest started to bleed spontaneously once. He's called Stig, so there were stigmata jokes aplenty.

You should eat more of that vitamin that helps blood clot, perhaps. Find out which vitamin it is first, preferably.

 

[Loki127]

I once woke up to my face being glued to my pillow.
However I then realized it was due to dried blood, and I had several small cuts on my face.

I just assumed that someone had tried to shave me in my sleep... with a broken bottle.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I used to wake up with scratches all over my chest and I never had any idea where those came from. It's not like I keep sharp stuff in my bed, and back then I bit my nails so bad I couldn't even scratch myself a tiny tiny bit. A small part of me hopes I had rough sex during sleep, but I doubt that happened...

Actually it isn't.
And that's in quantum physics.
You've overcome these odds before.
There was a very small chance that past circumstances led to your existence at all.

But seriously, there's probably a different reason. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrosis]

Wow, that would be some news to get. "Congratulations, you're decaying even though you're still alive!"

 

[GoldenRaz]

When I was younger, I could come home from school with a bunch of bruises with no memory of ever getting hurt (and no, that's not because of fighting or being smacked senseless by bullies, thank you very much).
Not so much with cuts though, but I still have had some of those too...

 

[Clashero]

Not really random cuts, but I do get searing pain in my thigh sometimes. It feels like someone is applying pressure to my thigh with a lit matchstick or cigarette. It creeps me out.

Maybe something from inside your body is trying to escape.

You sir! are not helping me or this person get a good night's sleep!

What is the fabled sleep you speak of?

Indeed. I remember having some of that mythical "sleep" thing when I was younger. Perhaps what passes for "sleep" nowadays are those times when I just faint for 4 hours out of pure tiredness.

 

[ae86gamer]

Recently I woke up with a large scratch that ran from my shoulder all the way down to my elbow. It doesn't hurt or anything, but I have no clue how I got it.