Y'know how it is, you scratch an itch, you walk a few metres, then all of a sudden someone faints.
Turns out that 'itch' was a very thin layer of skin over a mothertruckin' artery, and you now have a lot of blood running down some part of you.
Or even worse, the 'Copperfield Cuts,' where you look at the back your hand for a second, then *BAM* you see a cut that wasn't there eight seconds ago.
During work last week, I was talking to a co-worker (Don't worry Aaron, I won't say your name.) he noticed a fresh cut my wrist, and I spent the rest of the night listening to emo jokes, (not really that bad in general, but his jokes were bloody terrible.)
I then proceeded to go to school this week, with various nicks and cuts appearing on my body, scaring the hell out of the people I was talking to.
By this afternoon I thought someone had placed a damn voodoo doll curse on me or something.
(Fess up, you won't die painfully.)
But has anyone else had this? Random cuts or nicks appearing on your body? 'Cause the people I hang out with are freaked.
I also think I made a pun somewhere in my post.