Is it possible to be THIS bad at Portal?

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cryogeist

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CardinalPiggles said:
my friend linked me this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZXQ3CnXBwk&feature=youtu.be

if you thought you were bad at portal (1 or 2) check out how bad this person is, they cant even complete the second puzzle (first involving the portal gun).

also the commentator is quite funny too.
...and i thought I was bad at puzzle games....
 

Sensenmann

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_Janny_ said:
Anyone know who the announcer is? He sounds oddly familiar...

Fanta Grape said:
I think "My dad playing portal" is more hilarious
Yup, and that's because the dad is actually trying to play the game and not just pretending to suck at it in order to get views. *keeps waiting for more Dad Playing Portal videos*
Sounds like Plankton to me.


It's true. She sucks at everything except Little Big Planet.
 

tomtom94

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Yeah. Well, as someone whose mother would probably suffer the same, there are some people for whom video games just don't make sense.

My mum can play Wii Bowling, and Wii Tennis, but she is always slow and needs help - she'll miss the ball more often than not on the latter and always looks confused playing the former.

It's the exact same reason why I've never tried asking her to play anything any more complicated, and certainly not a traditional, joypad-controlled game. Some people just don't "get" video games, because they came after the chance came for the brain to develop the necessary synapses for the reactions, I guess.

So yes, it is quite easy to be THAT bad at Portal.
 

Sandytimeman

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Oh man at first I was raging but then I realized its just a woman...pretending to be stupid (jeez let me finish*).


*= Thats what she said
 

MurderousToaster

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I think that she's actually an Aperture Science personality core and that she was put on Earth as a test of how much money a mentally retarded blonde woman could make on the internet.
 

Ldude893

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I call Poe's Law on this. It's probably staged or she's extremely brilliant at humor.

Or she's really retarded.
 

MasterOfWorlds

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I want that announcer to announce stuff in my life. I think it would be awesome. And I nominate iJustine for the "Too stupid to live." award.
 

Mahorfeus

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I walked in this thread, didn't even have to look at the damn video, and already knew it HAD to be iJustine. Her reputation precedes her... painfully so.

At the very least, since Chell might have some brain damage, she is in character. Kind of.
 

HHKelevra

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By the way, this girl has 118,281 subscribers on her account 'ijustinegaming'. She had over 30,000 subs on this account BEFORE SHE EVEN HAD A SINGLE VIDEO. She's got about 6 other channels.

She also has the nerve to call this horrible string of videos a 'walkthrough'

(Also, she's a YouTube partner, so she's making money off of her complete lack of videogame skill.)
 

Screamarie

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I understand that it's probably staged...but either way I hope she doesn't breed. This is why guys think all women are stupid.
 

Art Axiv

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Its recently a very popular "idea for yourself" on youtube to be a "stupid gamer chick" which apparently is written in so well in the accepted stereotype that those girls youtube "hits" skyrocket moments after they post such videos. Whenever I see a video like that, I genuinely rage. That might mean I'm no fun..

I wish, personally, that Youtube would ban such videos as they promote completely wrong views of girls who game. My Fiancee beats me at any chosen game.. oh well that was off topic was it?

On topic, great video, added the guy to my followed list.
 

Jandau

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I suddenly feel overwhelming love for my GF. While she didn't feel like playing Portal 2, she did watch me play it, it took her all of 2 seconds to figure out how portals work and she figured out a few puzzles even before I did. This video killed a few brain cells for me...
 

HerbertTheHamster

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I just noticed that she doesn't call it a let's play, she calls it a walkthrough.

Yeah, it sure as hell isn't a runthrough, holy fuck