Is it possible to be THIS bad at Portal?

[MarsProbe]

I don't know, this is pretty much the first puzzle of the game. At this point, all the game is asking is that you have a grasp of basic human problem-solving skills.

Some masochistic part of me wants to see her actually try to figure out Propulsion/Repulsion Gel.

I am actually tempted to tune into her LP's of Portal 2, just to see how she handles (or fails to) the gels and excursion funnels. There isn't really an excuse for being stuck at the initial puzzles however, given that the game does give a clear idea of how the portals actually work before you're finally handed the dual portal gun.

 

[Chainsaw_Chuck]

My friend sent me one of those ijustine videos a few days ago, and I'm pretty sure she's just a troll.

No-one can be that bad at games. Like seriously, it can't be real. The amount of motor oil you'd have to drink to be that dumb is just outrageous.

 

[Pearwood]

I had to pause at "Am I a girl? With a ponytail?"... absolutely shameless pandering to the teenage nerd crowd who'll love anything with tits. Just based on that I have to say she's either a very determined troll or genuinely this stupid. And her accent is really annoying.

 

[FightThePower]

Yes, iJustine's videos are so frustrating to watch, but equally, no one said you had to be good at videogames to be entertaining. A lot of people like her videos, hence why she has several channels and a lot of subscribers. I don't find her videogame playthroughs entertaining at all, and I think she should know by now watching people do badly at games does not make for good viewing but I think a lot of people need to stop taking this so seriously. Being bad at games should not mean you get flamed to this absurd degree.

You were shit at games once, remember?

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

I want to send an email to iJustine:


Dear iJustine,
please stop existing you indolescant twat cake.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

My head hurts after watching this.

 

[Dr. Paine]

That was... impressive...

Hope this guy narrates more of her videos, I kind of want to see just how badly she fails. But I need funny comments in the video to help keep me from collapsing into a black hole of rage.

 

[Wintermoot]

she,s either a troll or doing this for comedy NOBODY (except for brain dead monkey,s) is this bad at portal.

 

[Pearwood]

Oh god I just finished watching... that accent! God it's worse when she shouts, it's like sandpaper to my eardrums! She has the accent of someone putting on an American accent and trying to be as stereotypical and offensive as possible.

Edit - why am I tempted to watch more?

 

[AbstractStream]

Watching this game me a headache. Please stop...for science!!

 

[LittleChone]

At least,...at the very least she has the humility to admit her inept in this game once she finishes the puzzle. That at least proves her humanity.

 

[Cyrax987]

God I hate this girl so damn much and I can't believe someone could be so stupid! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

oh dear god that was painful to watch. I get that playing portal for first time can be confusing to get your head round how the mechanics of the portals work (it was for me). However I have to say no one can be this stupid unintentionally, regardless of previous levels of video game experience to take this long to solve a simple spatial awareness puzzle.

 

[Private Custard]

By the way, this girl has 118,281 subscribers on her account 'ijustinegaming'. She had over 30,000 subs on this account BEFORE SHE EVEN HAD A SINGLE VIDEO. She's got about 6 other channels.

She also has the nerve to call this horrible string of videos a 'walkthrough'

(Also, she's a YouTube partner, so she's making money off of her complete lack of videogame skill.)

Just goes to show, on the internet you don't need any sort of talent, or even brains. You merely need to be blonde, female and good looking.

Although one day, she'll be faced with a problem that the three attributes listed above won't be able to help with............then she'll be fucked (and she'll also find out how many friends she really has)!

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

You know, before I even clicked the link, I had a feeling this would be iJustine and/or Toby Turner.

I love Toby, but never got into Justine. I'm assuming she's kind of like Toby when it comes to Lets Plays though. She probably isn't as bad as she lets off, but she puts showmanship and entertainment above good gameplay.

Then again, I could be wrong and she could just be that horrible. Like I said, I don't watch her videos.

Gotta love Toby's commentary though.

 

[cerapa]

Guys, seriously, you're being stupid here, not the girl.

This is a fucking PUZZLE game with fucking PORTALS. Not only not everyone is good at puzzles, but geez, PORTALS! Portals don't even exist in the real world. Of course it takes people a while to get the idea.

I mean seriously, do you really consider the concept of walking back and forth through space-altering vortexes so INTUITIVE that EVERYONE needs to IMMEDIATELY understand it? Seriously? Than you're the idiot, not that lady.

And for the record, that puzzle IS NOT intuitive. This shouldn't be the first puzzle in the game. Portal 1 did a much better job explaining stuff.

If you go in one, you come out of the other. Pretty intuitive to me.

 

[MightyMole]

I somehow knew this thread was about iJustine before I even clicked the link. I subbed to Tobuscus a while back and his game account and subbed to iJustines just because I thought she'd be like a female Toby. Unfortunately what I got was an annoying attention whore who acts stupid to be cute and sings in half her videos.

Safe to say, after I saw the monstrosities of her 2 Portal gameplay videos, I couldn't hit the unsubscribe button fast enough,