Is that a mothership in the sky?

[joeychuckles]

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First,thank you very much for badmouthing me for no particular reason. Second,i posed a question as "what would you do in case the aliens invade,but have a reason not to blow up our planet". Third,i just wanted to have something other than yet another zombie survival thread. And last but not least...

I didn't badmouth you, if you want to get upset at least comprehend what you are getting upset about before you make yourself look silly. My post was directed at the people suggesting we nuke or otherwise fight them with a view to winning. Your OP is good, the answers thinking we could win are idiotic.

Muslim Wookie is one of the aliens!!! Don't listen to his alien propaganda!

 

[smithy1234]

Engineer a robotic elephant with a level 78 laser blaster, equip it with energy shields and give it a panther sidekick. Then send it to attack all the aliens.

 

[asteroth21nox]

Strap a nuculer bomb to my back with the controler in my hand and be like " go on, shoot me, and watch what happens." LOL

 

[Muslim Wookie]

I didn't badmouth you, if you want to get upset at least comprehend what you are getting upset about before you make yourself look silly. My post was directed at the people suggesting we nuke or otherwise fight them with a view to winning. Your OP is good, the answers thinking we could win are idiotic.

First of all, I think it was perfectly logical to assume that "This is a stupid question, a stupid thread, you're stupid." is badmouthing both him and his thread.

Second of all, We have weapons that could easily blow up the earth if used right, we are fighting on our ground and we have men who would gladly give up their lives for queen/country/god ect. so assuming that we could win is not idiotic.

Third of all, try not to flame people in every single post, you won't last long here if you do.

You're right, it is logical, my bad. I don't think posing the scenario is stupid, but anyone suggesting we can win is is either 13 years old or watches to many action movies. That original sentence was a brain fart and for that I totally apologise to the OP.

It's totally idiotic to suggest we could win. You know how you sound? You're the I'M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION guy. The guy that answers any suggestion he might be wrong with I'M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION and then smugly slinks away thinking "Wow I sure showed him.".

There are so, oh god, so many ways I could pick apart your post but I'll go with one - fighting on our ground. Here's a hint - we wouldn't be. We be looking up at the sky thinking "Gee I wonder what major metropolitan centre they are going to wipe out for that small riot we had last week?"

Look we can keep going, we can do the inevitable back and forth where you start describing these weapon systems while I explain reality to you, or you can just admit that you'd fight back with no real hope of winning but goddamnit you wouldn't lie down without a fight. Which is totally admirable, but ultimately would be completely futile.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Use their technology to resurrect bruce lee, and send him and an army of ninjas up against them,

In all seriousness, perhaps you'd just snipe them.

 

[thiosk]

Ok first im going to get an apple macbook

then, i make a virus involving a laughing skull

then will smith flies me to the mothership with a nuke

then, im gonna smoke cigars and get out clean.

 

[Kollega]

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First. Stop flaming. NAO. I am not amused by bile flying in all directions in my thread. Keep it civil.

Second,i should probably go back and clarify that aliens in my example are reasonable. They will not blow up Shanghai or New York because of a minor uprising. They want to take a planet,but also want to get some infrastructure and cheap labor force as an added bonus.

 

[LeonLethality]

1) join them
2) mate with their women
3) become the inside man for the human race
4) lead them against the humans
5) kill them with our human virus

Gaius Baltar?

what? I have no clue what that means.

 

[Skeleon]

I'd stay out of it.
Help other civilians if I can, but I certainly wouldn't fight the aliens.
Unless they start slaughtering innocents, then I might join a resistance movement.

 

[Fraught]

This thread reminded me of the phrase, "a bird as big as a battleship!"

Anyway, I would probably try to keep away from them, in my own home..actually, I'd prefer to be with other humans, so my friend's place, or something. If they came, I'd try to not irritate them, and since they have no desire to destroy, but to conquer, I'd let them do it. Nothing I could really do against it.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Go home, play some Halo, wait till they come, then they will realize what they've gotten themselves into

 

[Simalacrum]

go all Spartan on them and CHARGE! then find some nukes and blow the hell out of them.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Probably see what games they've got.

Or send Goku.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd do exactly what the humans + their allies did in David Brin's 'The Uplift War'.
Now that is a good read, and I would recommend it. even though it is about half way through the series. first book is a bit slow to get into (gets interesting about half way through the first book. But I digress.)
Ugh... I can't even be arsed to summarize it.
so instead, I'll quote some people.

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I wondered how you'd respond to this thread. and it doesn't really suprise me
You're always looking for the honourable sect of the evil alien race to turn against the true bad guys and ally with the hummies.
I suppose I should be glad you don't abandon us as a lost cause

We have nuclear weapons for a reason.

To unify our race under a single strong leadership and crush all who dare oppose the might of Humanity! *Roar*
Sorry, I got a bit fired up... but was I right?

 

[duckfi8]

we shoot 'em in the nuts

 

[Droa]

hmm a race that can barely keep itself together, compared to a mighty race that has managed to create flying ships, lazers, and all sorts of scientific do-dads, we would lose in every account, if they were physicly weaker than us then they just wouldnt gt within range of our fists, thats wot i hate about most alien movies, we manage to win, we CANT win, that and when they say aliens hav taken over the world or destoryed it, the only place they seem to show having done any damage is america, cos i cant think of any other movies, Independance day seems to be the best 1 and has done anything right in it.

sorry for the bad grammer, spelling and being takin over by the comma pixie.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'd be on the Mothership's bridge calling the shots.

 

[The Kangaroo]

le snip

I just think that we could do it, I don't think we would win, but god dammit we would try

 

[El Poncho]

I would form an army of highly stealthy ninjas and we will go round and steal their parked ships then give them to a government to work with whilst my other ninja army goes around punching them.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

I would drink myself into a stupor and hide in my house.

I don't think rural English countryside is going to be their major target, hopefully by the time they get to us I'll have died of liver failure anyway.