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I would roll over onto my back and die.
I might be able to handle a zombie apocolypse but not an alien one.
I might be able to handle a zombie apocolypse but not an alien one.
Is that a mothership in the sky?
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That's nice dear, how exactly do you intend to nuke them in space? Tell us all about your fantasy delivery system!Macksheath said:
Who says that aliens would come accost the galaxy just to kill our messy backwater butts? Find out what they really want and work out peace. Or, in the case of they came for our resources, engineer a bacterial plague for alien and infect the world.
In films and games some sort of awesome (and occasionally) silent protagonist helps as well, but it's very nice of you!Neonbob said:
Fighting them head on is likely suicide - if the combined military might of the world's armies are insufficient for the task I hardly think adding my corpse to the pyre would change anything of note.Amnestic said:
What I do, I suppose, is going to based entirely upon what THEY do. Having an alien race conquer the world may not actually result in a terrible deal for mankind. They could serve as unifying force and given time we may even exchange cultures and technology - the aliens who conquer the planet may prove to be the great liberators of humanity.
Of course, since EVERY alien invasion has resulted in the aliens being total jerk-bags, either secretly or openly, it is probably safe to assume that the aliens in this situation have a similar agenda. In that case, let them win the war. They are the ones with supply lines that streth untold light years. A simmering insurgency would take it's toll on our overlords, and unless aliens have developed a better way of fighting an asymetic war than humanity has come up with, so long as our hearts remain true victory is assured. Either that or they'll just get fed up and glass the planet.
They would be ages more advanced than us, and would undoubtedly have infrared sensors and would be able to detect and block any nuclear attack we threw at them.Squid94 said:
I thought this was going to be a District 9 thread 
If the aliens are anything like the protoss from starcraft, I would try and join forces with them, because they would own at anything.
If the aliens are anything like the protoss from starcraft, I would try and join forces with them, because they would own at anything.
Simple. Get all of our women to dress up in their sluttyest Saturday night party outfits. Send them in to pretend they like the aliens. The aliens ask them out on a date thinking they are gonna get some. She/they string(s) them along before giving anything up to get the aliens to say they will be her boyfriend. Then at what ever club their new girl insits they take them to, we send in all our wannabe Alpha male duchebags to hit on the women.
Since the OP said they are physically weaker than us they can't use their weapons or else they will look like wussies in front of our women. They will have to fight hand to pod. They know they are going to lose because our douchbags all wear their ballcaps slightly asscued off center, have big manley tatoos, and have an eyebrow with a sliver of hair shaved out it.
As a result they call our women the C and B word as they walk to the club's parking lot claiming the woman they were with isn't worth the hassle. Using their flying saucer they do a burnout in the parking lot to show they aren't intimidated before flying off to their home planet to sulk and think of better things they should have said.
If that fails, just send in Bruce Cambell...
If that fails send in Rosie O'Donnel. They will say all Earth's natural resources are dried up and there is nothing worth hanging around for.
Since the OP said they are physically weaker than us they can't use their weapons or else they will look like wussies in front of our women. They will have to fight hand to pod. They know they are going to lose because our douchbags all wear their ballcaps slightly asscued off center, have big manley tatoos, and have an eyebrow with a sliver of hair shaved out it.
As a result they call our women the C and B word as they walk to the club's parking lot claiming the woman they were with isn't worth the hassle. Using their flying saucer they do a burnout in the parking lot to show they aren't intimidated before flying off to their home planet to sulk and think of better things they should have said.
If that fails, just send in Bruce Cambell...
If that fails send in Rosie O'Donnel. They will say all Earth's natural resources are dried up and there is nothing worth hanging around for.
I'm basically Doctor Breane from Half Life 2. I would be the guy trying to convince people to side with the aliens. (It made Half Life 2 an interesting experience, agreeing with everything the antagonist said, while at the same time ripping shit up with the gravity gun to stop him.)
Nuke a mothership hovering over a major city? Brilliant idea! If we can get the missile past the forcefield and such, we only have to deal with hundreds of tons of debris raining down on the city below, crushing anything in their path! Cripes, we might as well jsut let them level the place.
In all honesty, I'd probably take my most important possessions and go camp out in the forest with a radio until the situation stabilized, and things could go back to normal, or I join some sort of resistance group, depending on how the negotiations work out.
In all honesty, I'd probably take my most important possessions and go camp out in the forest with a radio until the situation stabilized, and things could go back to normal, or I join some sort of resistance group, depending on how the negotiations work out.
I'd grab my guns, dig in, and give those alien bastards hell!
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I don't know, Russia has a LOT of nukes...Valate said:
Will Smith and That Jewish Guy will take care of the mothership, while Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones will take care of those on the ground.
I would grab something and go Left 4 Dead 2 on them, unless they are Chryssalids, then I would piss myself, cry like a baby and die in shame.
I would grab something and go Left 4 Dead 2 on them, unless they are Chryssalids, then I would piss myself, cry like a baby and die in shame.
Well if they exist there would have to be more alien species. I'd steal one of their small fighters (I'm talking manned by only one person), assuming I had the knowledge to fly it, and it could travel in space and not just get deployed on planets.
Then I would do sightseeing around the universe, until I found a bustling metropolis, then I would live there.
I would also ask for help for Earth from powerful races, but I want to have sex with an alien first. Hopefully I can find an alien capable of fulfilling my various fetishes. My kinky, kinky fetishes.
Then I would do sightseeing around the universe, until I found a bustling metropolis, then I would live there.
I would also ask for help for Earth from powerful races, but I want to have sex with an alien first. Hopefully I can find an alien capable of fulfilling my various fetishes. My kinky, kinky fetishes.